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Topic: The Wrong Answer Game
Dodo_David's photo
Tue 11/08/16 03:54 PM
If a king rules the land, what does a duke do?


Race for home.



What does a Count do?


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Tue 11/08/16 04:33 PM
A counter is where breakfast is prepared

What can you count on?

LewisW123's photo
Tue 11/08/16 06:23 PM
You can always count on Count Chocula.

If vampires are killed with a stake through the heart, how do you slay a dragon?

Annagram's photo
Thu 11/10/16 08:20 AM
With tummy tickles, but you have to the exact center of the dragon's tummy.

What is glamping?

LewisW123's photo
Thu 11/10/16 04:30 PM
Icelandic folk dancing.

What's the easiest way to catch a fox?

Dodo_David's photo
Fri 11/11/16 04:22 AM
What's the easiest way to catch a fox?


Dangle a huge diamond ring in front of her.



Why do people park in a driveway and drive in a parkway?

schap075's photo
Fri 11/11/16 11:55 AM
Bc of drunk driving laws

If Rome wasn't built in a day, then how long did it take?

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Fri 11/11/16 03:26 PM
It took 86399, slaphead
What are the things that stand between you and complete?

Dodo_David's photo
Fri 11/11/16 03:46 PM

What are the things that stand between you and complete?


These:



Why is the Cat in a Hat?

LewisW123's photo
Sat 11/12/16 06:41 AM
Edited by LewisW123 on Sat 11/12/16 06:42 AM
Because he couldn't fit into the ear muffs.

If a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush, what's the bush worth?

Dodo_David's photo
Sat 11/12/16 10:08 AM

If a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush, what's the bush worth?


$22 Million



Why would anyone want a bird in the hand?

Annagram's photo
Mon 11/14/16 12:21 PM
Because they look pretty tough!



Is it better to burn out or fade away?

Jaan Doh 's photo
Mon 11/14/16 12:32 PM

Is it better to burn out or fade away?

Yes it is....

Are we there yet?

Dodo_David's photo
Mon 11/14/16 12:36 PM
Edited by Dodo_David on Mon 11/14/16 12:38 PM
Nobody at Mingle2 is all there.



What's for dinner?

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Mon 11/14/16 01:52 PM
Vittles happy



If I eat myself would I become twice as big or disappear completely?

Annagram's photo
Mon 11/14/16 02:24 PM
You'd turn into this snake.



Why do snakes not have legs?

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Mon 11/14/16 02:48 PM
Because they don't have hips to attach them to!


If quitters never win, why do they tell us to quit while we're ahead?

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Mon 11/14/16 02:52 PM
Edited by SimpyComplicated on Mon 11/14/16 02:57 PM
To avoid being head over heals


Did anyone vote for Trump? laugh

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Mon 11/14/16 03:01 PM
Edited by bnelson1225 on Mon 11/14/16 03:11 PM
Did anyone vote for Trump?



I guess they did and so did I :thumbsup:


If you're born again, do you have two bellybuttons?

Dodo_David's photo
Mon 11/14/16 04:35 PM
Actually, you are permitted two birthday parties each year.

Can't we just settle this over a pint?


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