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Topic: The Wrong Answer Game
Dodo_David's photo
Sat 11/05/16 04:57 AM

How do you make a ginger bread man?


Dye the bread man's hair red.

What is a bird in the hand worth?

LewisW123's photo
Sat 11/05/16 07:21 AM
57 cents.

What is the opposite of banana?

Annagram's photo
Sat 11/05/16 07:22 PM
Scissors. laugh

Where can you find willpower?


Dodo_David's photo
Sat 11/05/16 07:52 PM
Where can you find willpower?


You find Will Power in a telephone directory.

Just where did Will get his power?

schap075's photo
Sat 11/05/16 08:57 PM
He trained day nd night with mr. Myogi

Wax on or wax off?

LewisW123's photo
Sun 11/06/16 05:49 AM
Neither - wax up and down.

Why does the sun rise in the East?

Kevin7's photo
Mon 11/07/16 12:10 AM
Because bread rises from yeast.

What would a mosquito's blood group/type be?

40dal's photo
Mon 11/07/16 12:17 AM
Why a piece of that called money has a strong power than muscle man like a john cena

40dal's photo
Mon 11/07/16 12:18 AM
why a piece of paper that called money has a strong power than a muscle man like john cena??

no photo
Mon 11/07/16 09:02 AM
mosquito's pump the power into the dollar

Is there another reason?

Annagram's photo
Mon 11/07/16 11:57 AM
No, there is always just one reason for everything.

How do birds determine their flock leaders?

no photo
Mon 11/07/16 12:08 PM
Every 4 years there are large campaigns by each candidate wanting to be the leader. There is a rigged election and the "winner" is the leader for the next 4 years ohwell

Did Adam and Eve have navels?

no photo
Mon 11/07/16 02:07 PM
No Noah started the Navy

Will my contentment last?

Dodo_David's photo
Mon 11/07/16 05:56 PM
No. Condiments are limited by container size. indifferent



What exactly is a condiment?


schap075's photo
Mon 11/07/16 07:13 PM
Mint flavored comdoms

Would u ever not use a condom with a prostitute?

no photo
Tue 11/08/16 07:00 AM
Of course, I love all sorts of condiments.


If you are driving at the speed of light and you turn your headlights on, what happens?

Dodo_David's photo
Tue 11/08/16 09:44 AM

If you are driving at the speed of light and you turn your headlights on, what happens?

A time cop pulls you over and gives you a ticket for running a head light.



What is time?

no photo
Tue 11/08/16 11:42 AM
Time is a magazine.




If a cow laughs, does milk come out of her nose?

Annagram's photo
Tue 11/08/16 12:06 PM
Depends on how funny the joke is. laugh

Why do horses have such skinny legs?

LewisW123's photo
Tue 11/08/16 02:41 PM
So you can tell the difference between them, and elephants.

If a king rules the land, what does a duke do?

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