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Why is it that when you are in a restaurant, other peoples food looks more interesting. |
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because you ordered the wrong thing
why can't you just try theirs? |
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I tried that once, and it turned into a fight.
If three foot is a yard, where do you put the shed. |
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in the attic
if boards are measured by the running foot, how do you catch them to use? |
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Leave that to someone else.
Does Phillip want his screwdriver back. |
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Haha! No, he totally is cool with sharing it with whoever wants it.
What is the most popular ice cream flavor at Baskin Robins? |
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Bacon & Brussels sprouts
How do you figure? 
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With a protractor!
What is the state motto for Florida? |
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"LIVER PILLS FOR ALL"
 How do you know when to come home? |
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When ET signals you from outerspace
Why do the full moons have names like blue moon or pink moon when it's white? |
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Cause there was communications breakdown back in the day.
Why are you inverted on the concave side of the spoon? |
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Because it would look funny if it were on the handle
Why does it mean you're going to kiss a fool when your nose itches? |
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Because your nose always knows!
How do you make the color purple? |
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You mix the Juliets and violets together silly.
How does the corn grow? |
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by rubbing it's stalk
how do you run in circles? |
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I don´t.
Why does night follow day. |
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Because it lacks leadership skills
Why do people sleep with their eyes closed? |
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Because it looks cool when they are laying down.
If a Blackbird is so called, why don´t we call the Canary a Yellow. |
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A person who wants to stay fit by walking even if it rains
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Because the law of gravity does not apply to them
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