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Because it lacks leadership skills Why do people sleep with their eyes closed? So the eye fairies don't take them while you sleep... Why do you have two ears but only one mouth? |
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I left my other mouth at home.
What’s so special cows coming home? |
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They jumped over the moon to get there...
Can you really tip a cow? |
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Depends on their service.. But it's usually 20%
Why is it called the crack of dawn? |
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because every morning the earth's crust opens up and then shuts quickly after the sun comes up.
Why do we have wind? |
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blue
what's for dinner? |
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sand pebbles
What's for dessert? |
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rice pudding
how come all the leaves fall down off the trees in autumn |
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Because someone used scotch tape instead of duct tape
Why is snow cold? |
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Because they are really tiny little aliens freefalling from outer space after their spaceship crashed into an asteroid.
Why is the ocean so big? |
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because the salt makes the water grow more
Why are palm trees only in tropical climates? |
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because they would freeze their coconuts off in the winter.
why did the cow jump over the moon? |
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Because he was too lazy to walk around it
Why do rocks fall down from the mountain tops. |
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because the thin air up there can't hold them
how long does it take to bake christmas cookies? |
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About 3 or 4 hours, sometimes all day
Why does it take so long? |
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because it takes him that long to dispose of all the burnt ones
why did the dish run away with the spoon? |
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Because the knife was too sharp and got away
Why did it take all the kings horses and men to put humpty back together? |
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Because they had to kill all the horses in order to make more glue.
How did the cow jump over the moon? |
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apple's new i-tramp(oline)
how'd he get back down? |
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He fell, broke all his legs, and was sent to the butcher. Now he's a nice juicy burger on my plate.
Why do some people eat monkey brains? |
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