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Because the grass tickles their... toes.
 In chess which piece can only move diagonally? |
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The Board
Why are bats blind? |
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Because they sit too close to the tv as youngsters and just ruin their eyes.
How do you make a Salty Dog drink? |
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You give the sailor anything with alcohol in it.
When is the wrong time for making whoopee? |
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When Burger King is closed.
Oh... I thought you said Whoppers.  What is in Screaming Yellow Zonkers? 
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live yellow viper snakes.
 Which direction do Milky Ways go? |
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In whatever direction the trick-or-treaters take them.
Is it possible to be happy, free, confused, lonely, miserable and magical at the same time?
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Yes. Your describing EVERY woman on this planet. They're ALL nuts!
Why are most guys such aholes? |
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Because they don't get enough sunshine???
 What is the greatest song of all time? |
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Justin Bieber - Baby
What is the best fruit? |
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Fruit Loops!
 At what age are you too old to get a Happy Meal? |
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40. That's when you hit the wall and can no longer be happy.
Why did John Denver die? |
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Because life is unfair.
 What is his song "Annie's Song" about? |
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About his prostitute daughter.
What is his song country roads about? |
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His experiences driving cross country with Breaking Good.
How much servings of fruits and vegetables should people eat each day? |
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How much servings of fruits and vegetables should people eat each day? "The square root of negative one," says ...  Have you taken your meds yet? |
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No. But I did take your meds.
 What are carrots good for? |
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Coffee stirrers!
What do elephants do for fun? |
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They sneak up behind mice and scare them!
Who does Mickey Mouse have a crush on? |
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Pikachu, but it's a little scandalous so don't tell anyone, ok?
How do glow sticks glow? |
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