Because the grills for cooking steaks cost $5000

What are hot dogs made out of?

Armadillos. They have a selfmade buns .

Why do they call it television.?

Because what goes up must come down

Why do the wheels on the bus go round and round?

Because they are incapable of going up and down.

What is the current population of England?

To represent congress.

Why are navy personal called semen?

Because they are all required to have a first or last name that begins with the letter "C."

How do you make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich?

With the second elephant in line .

Why is it called house work?

Because you have to fill out a W9 form first, before doing any of it.

What do snowflakes taste like?

Like Juliets left cheek



What did the cow say to the farmer ?

Why do zebras have stripes?

Zebras have that so as to not appear racist


Why was electricity invented?

To provide light for the Illuminati.


Where can you find clown wigs?

In my backyard


Why did you faint when you received a smooch

Because the dead clowns in the background are a little creepy.

Why do people have eyebrows?

Because nosebrows are out of style.

Where's Waldo?

Coz they're a moustache for the eyes



Why can't penguins fly

Where's Waldo: Camped out in front of Taco Bell, as tomorrow is National Taco Day

Why can't penguins fly: They opted for the ability to wear tuxedos each day instead. Have you ever seen a sloppily dressed penguin??


Can you make a robot that will massage feet?

You can make one that passes bad gas.



Why does the Sun rise in the East?

Because it takes lots of people to get the sun up so the Chinese people do it.

Why is the sky normally blue?

Because it has a rather thankless job.


How can you catch a mermaid?