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Topic: The Wrong Answer Game
JulietLe Joined Sat 06/11/16 Posts: 2572 |
Because the grills for cooking steaks cost $5000
![]() What are hot dogs made out of? |
Manturkey1 Joined Fri 03/11/16 Posts: 2400 |
Armadillos. They have a selfmade buns .
Why do they call it television.? |
Jaan_Doh Joined Mon 06/24/13 Posts: 1974 |
Because what goes up must come down
Why do the wheels on the bus go round and round? |
JulietLe Joined Sat 06/11/16 Posts: 2572 |
Because they are incapable of going up and down.
What is the current population of England? |
Manturkey1 Joined Fri 03/11/16 Posts: 2400 |
To represent congress.
Why are navy personal called semen? |
JulietLe Joined Sat 06/11/16 Posts: 2572 |
Because they are all required to have a first or last name that begins with the letter "C."
![]() How do you make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich? |
Manturkey1 Joined Fri 03/11/16 Posts: 2400 |
With the second elephant in line .
![]() Why is it called house work? |
JulietLe Joined Sat 06/11/16 Posts: 2572 |
Because you have to fill out a W9 form first, before doing any of it.
What do snowflakes taste like? |
unknown_romeo Joined Wed 03/26/14 Posts: 7691 |
Like Juliets left cheek
![]() ![]() What did the cow say to the farmer ? |
JulietLe Joined Sat 06/11/16 Posts: 2572 |
![]() Why do zebras have stripes? |
unknown_romeo Joined Wed 03/26/14 Posts: 7691 |
Zebras have that so as to not appear racist
![]() ![]() Why was electricity invented? |
JulietLe Joined Sat 06/11/16 Posts: 2572 |
To provide light for the Illuminati.
![]() Where can you find clown wigs? |
unknown_romeo Joined Wed 03/26/14 Posts: 7691 |
In my backyard
Why did you faint when you received a smooch ![]() |
JulietLe Joined Sat 06/11/16 Posts: 2572 |
Because the dead clowns in the background are a little creepy.
![]() ![]() Why do people have eyebrows? |
Dodo_David Joined Fri 08/13/10 Posts: 47834 |
QUOTE: Why do people have eyebrows? Because nosebrows are out of style. Where's Waldo? |
unknown_romeo Joined Wed 03/26/14 Posts: 7691 |
Coz they're a moustache for the eyes
![]() Why can't penguins fly |
JulietLe Joined Sat 06/11/16 Posts: 2572 |
Where's Waldo: Camped out in front of Taco Bell, as tomorrow is National Taco Day
Why can't penguins fly: They opted for the ability to wear tuxedos each day instead. Have you ever seen a sloppily dressed penguin?? Can you make a robot that will massage feet? |
Dodo_David Joined Fri 08/13/10 Posts: 47834 |
QUOTE: Can you make a robot that will massage feet? You can make one that passes bad gas. ![]() Why does the Sun rise in the East? |
BreakingGood Joined Tue 07/01/14 Posts: 3182 |
Because it takes lots of people to get the sun up so the Chinese people do it.
Why is the sky normally blue? |
JulietLe Joined Sat 06/11/16 Posts: 2572 |
Because it has a rather thankless job.
![]() How can you catch a mermaid? |