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Topic: The Wrong Answer Game
JulietLe Joined Sat 06/11/16 Posts: 2572 |
Because according to Nostradamus the conversion to the metric system will not occur until the year 3000.
How big is the world's largest hat?
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BreakingGood Joined Tue 07/01/14 Posts: 3182 |
1500 Gallon.
Why do dogs bark? |
JulietLe Joined Sat 06/11/16 Posts: 2572 |
That's how dogs give their weather reports.
How do you make ice cream? |
BreakingGood Joined Tue 07/01/14 Posts: 3182 |
You strangle Ice until it Screams!
Why are Mothers Against Drunk Driving (MADD)? |
JulietLe Joined Sat 06/11/16 Posts: 2572 |
QUOTE: You strangle Ice until it Screams! ![]() QUOTE: Why are Mothers Against Drunk Driving (MADD)? Because cars really shouldn't be drinking. How many colors are there in the rainbow? |
mzrosie Joined Wed 08/14/13 Posts: 33445 |
As many colors as the leprechauns would allow
What is the distance between two electrical posts? |
unknown_romeo Joined Wed 03/26/14 Posts: 7691 |
75 million light years
What is the theory of relativity ? |
BreakingGood Joined Tue 07/01/14 Posts: 3182 |
Never have children with your siblings.
Where does the light come from inside a bulb? |
Manturkey1 Joined Fri 03/11/16 Posts: 2400 |
From all the kids that chach fireflies.
Why do you buy croutons in a stay fresh pouch ? |
BreakingGood Joined Tue 07/01/14 Posts: 3182 |
So Gremlins don't eat them and turn bad.
How do planes stay in the air? |
JulietLe Joined Sat 06/11/16 Posts: 2572 |
They are carried by flying horses, and sometimes flying reindeer.
How do vacuums operate? |
BreakingGood Joined Tue 07/01/14 Posts: 3182 |
The moisture inside the vacuum draws the air up into it.
Why do butts stink? |
JulietLe Joined Sat 06/11/16 Posts: 2572 |
They don't, you just think that they do.
![]() What is the recipe for making pizza dough? |
BreakingGood Joined Tue 07/01/14 Posts: 3182 |
![]() 1 egg, flour tortillas, 3 rib eye steaks, and lots of sand for texture. Then why does my finger stink? |
JulietLe Joined Sat 06/11/16 Posts: 2572 |
I'm afraid I don't know the answer to that, and don't even want to speculate on it!
![]() Why don't men carry purses? |
BreakingGood Joined Tue 07/01/14 Posts: 3182 |
Because we have holsters for our guns.
Can you pull my stinky finger? |
JulietLe Joined Sat 06/11/16 Posts: 2572 |
-2.078
![]() Who invented the treadmill? |
BreakingGood Joined Tue 07/01/14 Posts: 3182 |
Eli Whitney with his famous tread machine known as the Whitread.
Do Peacocks pea? |
JulietLe Joined Sat 06/11/16 Posts: 2572 |
Peacocks pee teal colored split-pea soup.
How many monkeys can fit in a barrel? |
BreakingGood Joined Tue 07/01/14 Posts: 3182 |
You'd have to go to Africa to answer that one.
What makes red the color of love? |