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Topic: The Wrong Answer Game
JulietLe Joined Sat 06/11/16 Posts: 2572 |
Absolute randomness, there is no rhyme or reason to love.
Why do we eat cake on birthdays? |
BreakingGood Joined Tue 07/01/14 Posts: 3182 |
Because we've had a damn Democrat President for the past ten years!
Why do people swear on the bible? |
JulietLe Joined Sat 06/11/16 Posts: 2572 |
Because parrots aren't going to do it for us.
Are Mickey and Minnie Mouse married? |
BreakingGood Joined Tue 07/01/14 Posts: 3182 |
No. Minnie is just his wh_re that he beats up.
How is cotton candy made? |
JulietLe Joined Sat 06/11/16 Posts: 2572 |
Cotton candy is made by dying polyester fiberfill pink.
Why do chairs have four legs? |
BreakingGood Joined Tue 07/01/14 Posts: 3182 |
Because all good things come in pairs.
Why doesn't the sun burn out. |
JulietLe Joined Sat 06/11/16 Posts: 2572 |
Because it prefers to burn in.
How do you start a fire? |
BreakingGood Joined Tue 07/01/14 Posts: 3182 |
Rub Smokey the Bear vigorously.
Why do people wake up? |
JulietLe Joined Sat 06/11/16 Posts: 2572 |
Because if they sleep too long, they will be eaten by trolls.
Where can you buy a new window? |
AnasTetuan Joined Sun 09/25/16 Posts: 19 |
Bill Gates .
What does the fox say? |
mzrosie Joined Wed 08/14/13 Posts: 33456 |
Hey dude, nice wheels
Why do we say "Bless you" when someone sneezed? |
AnasTetuan Joined Sun 09/25/16 Posts: 19 |
Cause not why
Why is chicken so damn tasty |
Manturkey1 Joined Fri 03/11/16 Posts: 2400 |
Because they eat the leftover mash .
Why do you park in a driveway? |
JulietLe Joined Sat 06/11/16 Posts: 2572 |
Because its usually not practical to park inside the house.
What is bubble gum made out of? |
joethebricky Joined Sat 08/04/12 Posts: 12747 |
Dolphins.
If a carpenter works with wood, what does an electrician work with. |
mamal15126 Joined Fri 02/12/16 Posts: 1 |
Hi how are
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JulietLe Joined Sat 06/11/16 Posts: 2572 |
Electric slides!
What do pigeons talk to each other about? |
Dodo_David Joined Fri 08/13/10 Posts: 47836 |
QUOTE: What do pigeons talk to each other about? Which cars to poop on. How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? |
JulietLe Joined Sat 06/11/16 Posts: 2572 |
About five feet per minute.
Do zombies ever sleep? |
Dodo_David Joined Fri 08/13/10 Posts: 47836 |
QUOTE: Do zombies ever sleep? They do after eating brains. Do you have your brain-protection kit? ![]() |