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Topic: The Wrong Answer Game

JulietLe Joined Sat 06/11/16 Posts: 2572	Fri 09/30/16 07:08 PM Absolute randomness, there is no rhyme or reason to love. Why do we eat cake on birthdays?

BreakingGood Joined Tue 07/01/14 Posts: 3182	Fri 09/30/16 07:11 PM Because we've had a damn Democrat President for the past ten years! Why do people swear on the bible?

JulietLe Joined Sat 06/11/16 Posts: 2572	Fri 09/30/16 07:18 PM Because parrots aren't going to do it for us. Are Mickey and Minnie Mouse married?

BreakingGood Joined Tue 07/01/14 Posts: 3182	Fri 09/30/16 07:20 PM No. Minnie is just his wh_re that he beats up. How is cotton candy made?

JulietLe Joined Sat 06/11/16 Posts: 2572	Fri 09/30/16 07:36 PM Cotton candy is made by dying polyester fiberfill pink. Why do chairs have four legs?

BreakingGood Joined Tue 07/01/14 Posts: 3182	Fri 09/30/16 07:37 PM Because all good things come in pairs. Why doesn't the sun burn out.

JulietLe Joined Sat 06/11/16 Posts: 2572	Fri 09/30/16 07:40 PM Because it prefers to burn in. How do you start a fire?

BreakingGood Joined Tue 07/01/14 Posts: 3182	Fri 09/30/16 07:43 PM Rub Smokey the Bear vigorously. Why do people wake up?

JulietLe Joined Sat 06/11/16 Posts: 2572	Fri 09/30/16 07:54 PM Because if they sleep too long, they will be eaten by trolls. Where can you buy a new window?

AnasTetuan Joined Sun 09/25/16 Posts: 19	Sat 10/01/16 02:46 AM Bill Gates . What does the fox say?

mzrosie Joined Wed 08/14/13 Posts: 33456	Sat 10/01/16 02:53 AM Hey dude, nice wheels Why do we say "Bless you" when someone sneezed?

AnasTetuan Joined Sun 09/25/16 Posts: 19	Sat 10/01/16 03:43 AM Cause not why Why is chicken so damn tasty

Manturkey1 Joined Fri 03/11/16 Posts: 2400	Sat 10/01/16 04:29 AM Because they eat the leftover mash . Why do you park in a driveway?

JulietLe Joined Sat 06/11/16 Posts: 2572	Sat 10/01/16 08:09 AM Because its usually not practical to park inside the house. What is bubble gum made out of?

joethebricky Joined Sat 08/04/12 Posts: 12747	Sat 10/01/16 12:37 PM Dolphins. If a carpenter works with wood, what does an electrician work with.

mamal15126 Joined Fri 02/12/16 Posts: 1	Sat 10/01/16 12:41 PM Hi how are

JulietLe Joined Sat 06/11/16 Posts: 2572	Sat 10/01/16 12:49 PM Electric slides! What do pigeons talk to each other about?

Dodo_David Joined Fri 08/13/10 Posts: 47836	Sat 10/01/16 04:13 PM QUOTE: What do pigeons talk to each other about? Which cars to poop on. How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

JulietLe Joined Sat 06/11/16 Posts: 2572	Sun 10/02/16 01:53 PM About five feet per minute. Do zombies ever sleep?

Dodo_David Joined Fri 08/13/10 Posts: 47836	Sun 10/02/16 03:42 PM QUOTE: Do zombies ever sleep? They do after eating brains. Do you have your brain-protection kit?

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