HAPPY THANKSGIVING!
HOW TO COOK A THANKSGIVING TURKEY
Step 1: Go buy a turkey
Step 2: Take a drink of whiskey (scotch)
Step 3: Put turkey in the oven
Step 4: Take another 2 drinks of whiskey
Step 5: Set the degree at 375 ovens
Step 6: Take 3 more whiskeys of drink
Step 7: Turn oven the on
Step 8: Take 4 whisks of drinky
Step 9: Turk the bastey
Step 10: Whiskey another bottle of get
Step 11: Stick a turkey in the thermometer
Step 12: Glass yourself a pour of whiskey
Step 13: Bake the whiskey for 4 hours
Step 14: Take the oven out of the turkey
Step 15: Take the oven out of the turkey
Step 16: Floor the turkey up off of the pick
Step 17: Turk the carvey
Step 18: Get yourself another scottIe of botch
Step 19: Tetthe sable and pour yourselfa glass ofturkey
Step 20: Bless the saying, pass and eat out.

steps i would love to follow

Me too,

I'm making tamales and substituting tequila, but the steps are the same.

I don't drink, but I think this is hilarious!

Have a great Thanksgiving!

Way toooo funny!!!!!

I'd be DRUNK at Step #2 OMG!!!!!

lol i got drunk just by reading it

thanks for sharing

u made my day, i used to be a drunk, thats too funny.

Well, I was never a drunk but I have had to make Thanksgiving dinner for 20 before, that's enough to drive anyone to drink

I subtitute wisky for Tequila. 3rd or 4th step I am gone!!! TO THE BAR THAT IS.

I thought tht was a secret family recipe

Yep, thats the way you do it