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Topic: Do You Still Get Horny?
uk1971 Joined Tue 04/10/07 Posts: 22015	Sat 12/01/07 03:55 PM
Two elderly ladies are sitting on the front porch, doing nothing. One lady turns and asks, "Do you still get horny?" The other replies, "Oh sure I do." The first old lady asks, "What do you do about it?" The second old lady replies, "I suck a lifesaver." After a few moments, the first old lady asks, "Who drives you to the beach?"

NickWilliams Joined Sat 12/01/07 Posts: 7	Sat 12/01/07 03:58 PM
LMAO!

jessed Joined Wed 09/26/07 Posts: 143	Sat 12/01/07 04:07 PM


franshade Joined Tue 07/24/07 Posts: 24704	Sat 12/01/07 04:07 PM
WTG!!! INGENIOUS!!!

xev Joined Tue 10/30/07 Posts: 1	Sat 12/01/07 04:07 PM
thats dumb.....

dmx_wyrw Joined Mon 09/03/07 Posts: 345	Sat 12/01/07 04:08 PM
lame

JazzieJoHanna Joined Wed 11/28/07 Posts: 416	Sat 12/01/07 04:13 PM
Is your heart sill beating? Are you still breathing?

crickstergo Joined Fri 11/02/07 Posts: 1965	Sat 12/01/07 06:42 PM Edited by crickstergo on Sat 12/01/07 06:43 PM
U could probably turn that one into a good blonde joke!!!

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