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jock itch
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Ar#e itch
Think we'll get away with these as the ladies are not around
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itch creme
you get to slpain it to them when they get back
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Thanks for that!
I'll tell them I got hacked again
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shave cream
and you'd get away with it too
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Close shave!
Yep when you go I'll report my posts leaving just yours
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you would too
close call |
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Emergency call |
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emergency plan
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Foiled plan
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foiled hat
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Old hat
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hat hair
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Bed hair
I think we've cracked it eric, they'll never look back this far
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Hair balls
er...uh..ahem...
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Big balls
Thanks mayb
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Giving
better not
Head teacher
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I'm confused
Wrong thread
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Wrong number
I'm calling it delightful.
No, I'm not calling anything delightful! I'm calling it a night delightful.
Definitely confused now. Will see you tomorrow, have a nice evening
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you would too