Contrary to popular opinion, duct tape IS NOT good for fixing everything!
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Jeff walks into a bar and sees his friend Paul slumped over the bar. He walks over and asks Paul what's wrong. "Well," replies Paul, "You know that beautiful girl at work that I wanted to ask out, but I got an
erection every time I saw her?"

"Yes," replies Jeff with a laugh. "Well," says Paul, straightening up, "I finally worked up the courage to ask her out, and she agreed."

"That's great!" says Jeff, "When are you going out?"
"I went to meet her this evening," continues Paul, "but I was worried I'd get an erection again. So I got some duct tape and taped "it" to my leg, so if I did, it wouldn't show".

"Sensible" says Jeff. "So I get to her door," says Paul, "and I rang her doorbell. She answered it in the sheerest, sexiest, dress you ever saw."

"And what happened then?"

"I kicked her in the face."

lmfao this rocks

I saw "duct tape" and thought this might be in the relationship advice section. How embarrassed am I!?

Thanks for helping get the blood flowing this morning. LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dude what r u into

do tell

definatly funny , and thanks for the laugh this morning