THINGS YOU DON'T WANT TO HEAR AT THE TATTOO PARLOUR


1. Eagle? I thought you said BEAGLE."

2. "We're all out of red, so I used pink."

3. "There are 2 Os in Bob, right?"

4. "Sorry, sir, your chest will only hold the bottle dinghy."

5. "That call was for you. Hope you meet someone else named Tahiti Sweetie."

8 "Gosh, I hate it when I get the hiccups."

7 "Anything else you want to say? You've got plenty of room back here."

8 "I'll bet you can't tell I've never done this before."

9. "The flag's all done and you know, the folds of fat make a nice waving effect."

10."Oops...."

damn i luv tatts

too funny, but sad

OOPS is the killer

how come there are 2 number 8's?

what about

11. What do ya mean what are these? They're pieces of my bed springs, we used those for tatooting in San Quentin all the time.