...as I watch Shawshank Redemption, Metal Mayhem, the news, check mail, and read Rumi at the same time.

In my professional world, that is just called multi-tasking.

Sometime in the early to mid 90s I walked up Broadway (San Diego) and witnessed someone well dressed, talking to themselves and skyscrapers. I thought I recognized "crazy" when I saw it, but perhaps Dude was operating one of the very first Bluetooths?

I guess the question is, In such a crazy time, how do you diagnose "actual crazy" when we are doing so much all of the time?

I'm glad I have an IQ of 2 1/2... I lick windows, drive the short bus, uphill, both ways, in the snow, in 150 degree heat, and a hundred miles around a single block, and the neighbors are concerned, but not worried.

Other times, i walk stooped over, head to the side about 20 degrees, saying...."not right.... not right....not right ... weeeeelll,... nope... still... not right, not right, not right....almos-....nope, not right....

people clear a phucking path for me... i like that... especially with my pants and jacket inside out.

at our age Vincent, why ride a bus both ways uphill if we are still able to walk it?

because at 20 mph, there's a much better chance of crashing. I aim for those blinking school crossing signs for irony. i always seem to miss. smdh....

I hope you're well brotha... I miss everyone on here... good to be back for a bit.

it's like this....if i think you're crazy then...obviously
you are, but only according to my standards of sanity..
which in essence, has no meaning at all...*puff puff pass

I've wanted to tour with The Rolling Stones too Brother! Hope you are taking it slow and smelling the roses Man!

I wish I was crazy, but alas.... I'm batschitt nuts.... but then I can go through walls when I'm out of body, and move stuff around too... so maybe i'm normal.

i might be muy loco...but i know the chords to it...

if the roses are brown, and look like strange smelly, bumpy cylindrical cocoons, then yes, I have.

darkowl1 - i was feeling a little bit "down" and by chance i read your profile. By the end, I was laughing out loud at your sheer brilliance.
Thanks for sharing :-)

Ahhhhh ^^^^ my people.

You are Warmly welcome Animal Lover..

((((((((((((((((((((((((((((hugs))))))))))))))))))))))))))

You handsome dawg..nice to see you about ;-)

i'm a surfer who ice skates in my spare time
does that mean i'm bi-polar, like the doc said i was ??

Check your paws.
Do you like honey?

Oh, that is easy. You are obviously crazy if you are here:

Mine too

"Crazy" had been normalized.

Normal is now considered "crazy"