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blb63 Joined Wed 11/21/18 Posts: 3	Tue 11/27/18 01:08 PM
A man walked into the ladies department and shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, 'I'd like to buy a bra for my wife. ' ' What type of bra?' asked the clerk. 'Type?' inquires the man, 'There's more than one type?' ' Look around,' said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in every shape, size, color and material imaginable. 'Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only four types of bras to choose from.' Relieved, the man asked about the types. The saleslady replied: 'There are the Catholic, Salvation Army, Presbyterian, and the Baptist types. Which one would you prefer?' Now totally befuddled, the man asked about the differences between them. The Saleslady responded, 'It is all really quite simple.' The Catholic type supports the masses; The Salvation Army type lifts the fallen; The Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright; The Baptist type makes mountains out of molehills. Oh and Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD , E, F, G, and H are the letters used to define bra sizes? If you have wondered why, but couldn't figure out what the letters stood for, it is about time you became informed! {A} Almost Boobs. {B} Barely there. {C} Can't Complain. {D} Dang! {DD} Double dang! {E} Enormous! {F} Fake. {G} Get a Reduction. {H} Help me, I've fallen and I can't get up! Send this to all that will appreciate it! oh They forgot the German bra. Holtzemfromfloppen!!

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Disclaimer I have nothing against Mexicans, I've known many and most are good hard working people. But I hadn't thought of this for years. So kill me! Do you know the difference between a C cup and a P cup? One's a bra size The other's something a Mexican drives to work

jaish Joined Wed 03/20/19 Posts: 1383	Sun 04/07/19 10:05 AM
a bra hanging to dry reminds me of many things: Harold Robins first book Scent of a woman and the dyslexic man who walks into a bra

Sticktree Joined Fri 04/12/19 Posts: 3	Fri 04/12/19 01:46 PM
A Pcup. love it

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Disclaimer I have nothing against Mexicans, I've known many and most are good hard working people. But I hadn't thought of this for years. So kill me! Do you know the difference between a C cup and a P cup? One's a bra size The other's something a Mexican drives to work Does the P cup stand for pendejo que ti importa ?

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ivegotthegirth Joined Fri 08/17/18 Posts: 6666	Sat 06/15/19 07:41 PM
Disclaimer I have nothing against Mexicans, I've known many and most are good hard working people. But I hadn't thought of this for years. So kill me! Do you know the difference between a C cup and a P cup? One's a bra size The other's something a Mexican drives to work Does the P cup stand for pendejo que ti importa ? No, it stands for pickup.......truck But for you, you can call call me a pendejo if you like!