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Topic: would you have a sex robot :)
Queenie Joined Thu 04/26/18 Posts: 16001	Tue 08/27/19 11:29 AM
No milk!

Unknow Joined Sat 01/11/14 Posts: 23369	Tue 08/27/19 11:31 AM
Nope, I want one that purrs like a v8 mustang running on shots

Queenie Joined Thu 04/26/18 Posts: 16001	Tue 08/27/19 11:33 AM
<wiggles eyebrows> well hello have we met

Unknow Joined Sat 01/11/14 Posts: 23369	Tue 08/27/19 11:35 AM
Do you have white strips?

Queenie Joined Thu 04/26/18 Posts: 16001	Tue 08/27/19 11:36 AM
If tan likes count then yassss

Unknow Joined Sat 01/11/14 Posts: 23369	Tue 08/27/19 11:38 AM
I was thinking that but didn't want to be rude

Queenie Joined Thu 04/26/18 Posts: 16001	Tue 08/27/19 11:40 AM


JOHNN111 Joined Wed 05/13/09 Posts: 9273	Tue 08/27/19 11:49 AM
Sex robot with racing stripes or flames, I'd tap that

Queenie Joined Thu 04/26/18 Posts: 16001	Tue 08/27/19 11:51 AM


Unknow Joined Sat 01/11/14 Posts: 23369	Tue 08/27/19 11:55 AM
Be careful then John, I've seen the tyre marks she left in scoobs bar at dees mums party the other night

Queenie Joined Thu 04/26/18 Posts: 16001	Tue 08/27/19 11:58 AM
I can explain

JOHNN111 Joined Wed 05/13/09 Posts: 9273	Tue 08/27/19 11:59 AM
Tyre marks, Scoobs bar, dees mums partay… I'm always the last to know, sounds like a hell of a good time, brb going to read up on it

Unknow Joined Sat 01/11/14 Posts: 23369	Tue 08/27/19 12:04 PM
To be fair, some were from dee s mum's mobility scooter

JOHNN111 Joined Wed 05/13/09 Posts: 9273	Tue 08/27/19 12:10 PM
I can explain Well giddy up lil lady, it must have been bad, they deleted your arse off the thread.... again The whole bar looks polished up except the knobs? KitKat?

Queenie Joined Thu 04/26/18 Posts: 16001	Tue 08/27/19 12:12 PM
rut roh

JOHNN111 Joined Wed 05/13/09 Posts: 9273	Wed 08/28/19 04:16 PM
Do these things have reverse option? asking for a friend

Mike Joined Mon 08/19/19 Posts: 182	Wed 08/28/19 10:29 PM Edited by Mike on Wed 08/28/19 10:30 PM
Of course I would but it will be used for the below uses. Cook Clean Iron Help kids with homework Fetch and drop myself and kids at work and school Shopping Garden cleaning Wash cars Clean pool

Cosmic Charlie Joined Tue 08/20/19 Posts: 1315	Thu 08/29/19 12:28 PM
I wouldn't trust em. I mean you've seen I robot? What if the eyes chance color one day after an update? You're in the shower singing " I'm in the mood for love, simply because......." And the thing is busily configuring it's updates. You come out wrapped in a towel. saying " ah darling you are here" And you are confronted with something like a cross between seven of nine and Barberella. Hell bent on the destruction of certain pieces of your anatomy. And it would be watching you.. ugg Although having said a quick 5 minute scuttling would be tempting, just once. Put a blind fold on it. I recon I would probably pull out at the last minute though. It's just weird.. No hang on that didn't come out right.

JOHNN111 Joined Wed 05/13/09 Posts: 9273	Thu 08/29/19 02:04 PM
You come out wrapped in a towel. saying " ah darling you are here" Who would talk to a sex robot? that's just so wrong

Cosmic Charlie Joined Tue 08/20/19 Posts: 1315	Thu 08/29/19 02:24 PM
You come out wrapped in a towel. saying " ah darling you are here" Who would talk to a sex robot? that's just so wrong Well if they're that sophisticated, advanced software and stuff. It probably functions on a whole load of sub routines based on characteristics of the selected gender. I bet if you didn't talk to it a bit, and just put a bag on its head. and left it in a corner most of the time, It wouldn't be happy. Probably sulk and want expensive upgrades. Otherwise it would just randomly change tv channels and create passwords which it would instantly forget. well that's my excuse and I'm sticking to it. :)