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Topic: Whats the difference?
Sir Dino One Love ☝️💚 Joined Tue 04/02/19 Posts: 5312	Thu 08/29/19 01:02 AM
Whats the difference between a kleptomaniac and literalist?

Denise Joined Thu 08/29/19 Posts: 5	Thu 08/29/19 02:07 AM
I don't know.

Sir Dino One Love ☝️💚 Joined Tue 04/02/19 Posts: 5312	Thu 08/29/19 02:13 AM
Hi Denise.. The literalist takes things literally. The kleptomaniac takes things, literally.

delightfulillusion Joined Fri 06/24/16 Posts: 119332	Thu 08/29/19 02:14 AM


Denise Joined Thu 08/29/19 Posts: 5	Thu 08/29/19 02:18 AM
LOL hello.

Sir Dino One Love ☝️💚 Joined Tue 04/02/19 Posts: 5312	Thu 08/29/19 02:19 AM


rpfotenh Joined Fri 05/03/19 Posts: 4	Thu 08/29/19 02:54 AM
A literalist takes your words literally. Meaning does not try to intrepret anything, and does not add anything. A kleptomaniac steals things that do not belong to him/her. In essence there is NO connection.

Sir Dino One Love ☝️💚 Joined Tue 04/02/19 Posts: 5312	Thu 08/29/19 02:57 AM
A literalist takes your words literally. Meaning does not try to intrepret anything, and does not add anything. A kleptomaniac steals things that do not belong to him/her. In essence there is NO connection. Thanks for input rp, but connection wasn't in the question, and the answer is given above.. No sandwich for you..

Bastet127 Joined Wed 06/12/19 Posts: 967	Thu 08/29/19 03:59 AM
A literalist takes your words literally. Meaning does not try to intrepret anything, and does not add anything. A kleptomaniac steals things that do not belong to him/her. In essence there is NO connection. Thanks for input rp, but connection wasn't in the question, and the answer is given above.. No sandwich for you.. He failed the literalist test

Sir Dino One Love ☝️💚 Joined Tue 04/02/19 Posts: 5312	Thu 08/29/19 04:00 AM
A literalist takes your words literally. Meaning does not try to intrepret anything, and does not add anything. A kleptomaniac steals things that do not belong to him/her. In essence there is NO connection. Thanks for input rp, but connection wasn't in the question, and the answer is given above.. No sandwich for you.. He failed the literalist test Literally..

Susan Joined Fri 08/02/19 Posts: 393	Thu 08/29/19 06:38 AM
Clever joke. Funny comments

Freebird Deluxe Joined Sun 12/23/18 Posts: 4637	Thu 08/29/19 11:19 PM
Skillful

Cosmic Charlie Joined Tue 08/20/19 Posts: 1315	Fri 08/30/19 03:17 AM
reminds me of another one. what's the difference between a poor marksman and a constipated owl?

Sir Dino One Love ☝️💚 Joined Tue 04/02/19 Posts: 5312	Fri 08/30/19 03:23 AM
I on't know, what is the difference between a poor marksman and a constipated owl?

Cosmic Charlie Joined Tue 08/20/19 Posts: 1315	Fri 08/30/19 03:27 AM
The marksman shoots but cant hit and the owl hoots and cant s**t

Sir Dino One Love ☝️💚 Joined Tue 04/02/19 Posts: 5312	Fri 08/30/19 03:28 AM
The marksman shoots but cant hit and the owl hoots and cant s**t Good one

Cosmic Charlie Joined Tue 08/20/19 Posts: 1315	Fri 08/30/19 03:30 AM
Whats the difference between a vicar in the bath and a nun in the bath?

Sir Dino One Love ☝️💚 Joined Tue 04/02/19 Posts: 5312	Fri 08/30/19 03:36 AM
^^ My answer would probably warrant a ban..

Cosmic Charlie Joined Tue 08/20/19 Posts: 1315	Fri 08/30/19 03:38 AM
^^ My answer would probably warrant a ban.. you're probably right, thinking about it. :)

Sir Dino One Love ☝️💚 Joined Tue 04/02/19 Posts: 5312	Fri 08/30/19 03:40 AM
^^ My answer would probably warrant a ban.. you're probably right, thinking about it. :) Well I have been warned in the past..