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Topic: Delicate question for guys
Dodo_David Joined Fri 08/13/10 Posts: 48914	Sat 09/21/19 04:52 PM
Hey, leave us aliens out of this. GO BACK TO YOUR PLANET! I can't. It blew up. Maybe you, as a species, should've ensured proper safeties to your extensive mining operations then, eh? But we humans have Compassion, even if it doesn't often show. You can stay Only, don't forget to register with the MIB and leave your intergalactic quarrels off planet, please. Dude, I registered with the MIB a long time ago. Here is my green card to prove it: Also, my home planet self-destructed in order to avoid being the site of a Vogon poetry festival.

ciretom Joined Wed 06/18/14 Posts: 4953	Sat 09/21/19 05:05 PM
In the morning you wake in a bit of discomfort and find the back of your underpants soaked in KY jelly , Would you involve the police or just keep quiet about it ? Depends. ...What flavor of KY jelly? Or Depends. ...Do I have an extra $20 in my pocket?

Dodo_David Joined Fri 08/13/10 Posts: 48914	Sun 09/22/19 12:28 PM
In the morning you wake in a bit of discomfort and find the back of your underpants soaked in KY jelly , Would you involve the police or just keep quiet about it ? Depends. ...What flavor of KY jelly? Or Depends. ...Do I have an extra $20 in my pocket? Depends? Dude, Freebird didn't ask you to name the brand of underpants that you wear.

Sir Dino One Love ☝️💚 Joined Tue 04/02/19 Posts: 5312	Sun 09/22/19 12:47 PM
What's the difference between acne and a catholic priest?

Blondey111 Joined Sun 01/27/13 Posts: 8944	Sun 09/22/19 05:48 PM
I think father ted just blushed

Blondey111 Joined Sun 01/27/13 Posts: 8944	Sun 09/22/19 05:48 PM
Can I ask a delicate question for men ????

Sir Dino One Love ☝️💚 Joined Tue 04/02/19 Posts: 5312	Sun 09/22/19 05:52 PM
I think father ted just blushed

Blondey111 Joined Sun 01/27/13 Posts: 8944	Sun 09/22/19 05:53 PM
Going to anyway .... Are men concerned about scrotal wrinkles ???? Has anyone tried this diy recipe ... dip your sugar lumps in white wine vinegar then rub with cinnamon ???

Blondey111 Joined Sun 01/27/13 Posts: 8944	Sun 09/22/19 05:58 PM
I have another delicate question

Sir Dino One Love ☝️💚 Joined Tue 04/02/19 Posts: 5312	Sun 09/22/19 05:59 PM
Hmm.. Is that a thing down under Blondey?

Blondey111 Joined Sun 01/27/13 Posts: 8944	Sun 09/22/19 06:01 PM
Would men buy underwear with a front pocket to carry their cellphone . I read that soerm commit suicide from the heat a cellphone generates ... it is called . oxidative stress mediated apoptosis .... Think I have stumbled on a new male contraceptive .

Sir Dino One Love ☝️💚 Joined Tue 04/02/19 Posts: 5312	Sun 09/22/19 06:04 PM
Think I'll keep mine just the way it is, fuzzy and wrinkly..

Blondey111 Joined Sun 01/27/13 Posts: 8944	Sun 09/22/19 06:05 PM
Hmm.. Is that a thing down under Blondey? hahahaha I think there is global potential :-)

Sir Dino One Love ☝️💚 Joined Tue 04/02/19 Posts: 5312	Sun 09/22/19 06:10 PM
Hmm.. Is that a thing down under Blondey? hahahaha I think there is global potential :-) I'm sure there are quite a few would go for it, and all natural products too..

Blondey111 Joined Sun 01/27/13 Posts: 8944	Sun 09/22/19 06:23 PM
Hmm.. Is that a thing down under Blondey? hahahaha I think there is global potential :-) I'm sure there are quite a few would go for it, and all natural products too.. perhaps freebird will be more receptive

Sir Dino One Love ☝️💚 Joined Tue 04/02/19 Posts: 5312	Sun 09/22/19 06:25 PM
Hmm.. Is that a thing down under Blondey? hahahaha I think there is global potential :-) I'm sure there are quite a few would go for it, and all natural products too.. perhaps freebird will be more receptive Well he is a man about town..

Bastet127 Joined Wed 06/12/19 Posts: 967	Sun 09/22/19 06:27 PM
Would men buy underwear with a front pocket to carry their cellphone . I read that soerm commit suicide from the heat a cellphone generates ... it is called . oxidative stress mediated apoptosis .... Think I have stumbled on a new male contraceptive . I’m sure there’s someone somewhere putting together a sperm suicide awareness campaign right now.

Sir Dino One Love ☝️💚 Joined Tue 04/02/19 Posts: 5312	Sun 09/22/19 06:30 PM
I just found out that cinnamon breaks me out in a rash..

Blondey111 Joined Sun 01/27/13 Posts: 8944	Sun 09/22/19 06:31 PM
Would men buy underwear with a front pocket to carry their cellphone . I read that soerm commit suicide from the heat a cellphone generates ... it is called . oxidative stress mediated apoptosis .... Think I have stumbled on a new male contraceptive . I’m sure there’s someone somewhere putting together a sperm suicide awareness campaign right now. making me laugh .. I am still going to talk to Apple and Samsung .. and my lawyer about a patent

Blondey111 Joined Sun 01/27/13 Posts: 8944	Sun 09/22/19 06:36 PM
I just found out that cinnamon breaks me out in a rash.. I t is supposed to tingle and plump the skin .....will see if there is another alternative for you .