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Topic: No dogs allowed
Sir Dino One Love ☝️💚 Joined Tue 04/02/19 Posts: 5312	Sat 10/12/19 03:52 AM
Paddy walks into a bar with a Cocker spaniel. The Landlord says "No dogs allowed!" Paddy says "You allow guide dogs?" The landlord replies "Yes, but they are Alsatian or Labradors." "Ah Feck!" Says Paddy, "What have they given me?"

🍫 KitKat 🍫 Joined Thu 09/27/18 Posts: 40086	Sat 10/12/19 03:58 AM


Sir Dino One Love ☝️💚 Joined Tue 04/02/19 Posts: 5312	Sat 10/12/19 09:59 AM
Teacher says to little Paddy "The essay you wrote about your dog is word for word the same as your brothers." "Of course it is." says little Paddy "It's the same dog."

eric22t Joined Wed 08/13/14 Posts: 27928	Sat 10/12/19 10:01 AM


Sir Dino One Love ☝️💚 Joined Tue 04/02/19 Posts: 5312	Sat 10/12/19 10:06 AM
This one for you eric.. My boss said to me "Why do you come out in a rash every time I give you your wages?" I says "It's because I'm allergic to fecking peanuts!"

eric22t Joined Wed 08/13/14 Posts: 27928	Sat 10/12/19 10:09 AM


Freebird Deluxe Joined Sun 12/23/18 Posts: 4637	Sat 10/12/19 10:18 AM
the sausage has set a very high benchmark for this month's entries

Sir Dino One Love ☝️💚 Joined Tue 04/02/19 Posts: 5312	Sat 10/12/19 10:19 AM
the sausage has set a very high benchmark for this month's entries Must admit that was one of the better ones..

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