A guy approaches a hooker and asks if she is willing to do kinky stuff, a bit of bondage no pain involved and $250 in it , sure she says, off they go to her place,
They strip and he ties her wrists to the bed posts and spread eagled ankles to the bed legs ,he then crouches at the bottom of the bed and repeats in a low gruff voice , I'm kinky, I'm kinky, I'm kinky for five minutes ,he then unties her pays her and is about the leave ,she says well that wasn't very kinky!,no he says ?? I have just crapped in your handbag

Are you sure it wasn't Euro's and it happened in Kos?

dumps a whole truckload of peanut shells on freebird