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Sir Dino One Love ☝️💚 Joined Tue 04/02/19 Posts: 5312	Wed 10/23/19 01:02 AM
Paddy's walking home from the pub when he finds a woman tied to the railway track. He frees her and takes her home where they make passionate love all night. The next day Paddy's drinking with Seamus when he boasts about the night before. "So what does she look like Paddy?" asks Seamus. "I don't know," replies Paddy. "I haven't found her head yet!" ............................................ Paddy went to his local supermarket after a lunchtime session to do some shopping With his list, he went to reach for the largest cucumber in the shop when this tall sexy looking blonde also went to grab it. “Oh yeah, I bet I know now why you be wanting the biggest one,” he winked. “You’ve got me” she giggled, “Do you fancy coming back to mine and watching?” “No thanks,” said Paddy, “I’ve got better things to do with me time than be standing around watching a woman make sandwiches.”

Riverspirit1111 Joined Wed 06/27/18 Posts: 100738	Wed 10/23/19 01:20 AM


🍫 KitKat 🍫 Joined Thu 09/27/18 Posts: 40052	Wed 10/23/19 01:47 AM
What she said^^^^^

Sir Dino One Love ☝️💚 Joined Tue 04/02/19 Posts: 5312	Wed 10/23/19 01:52 AM


🍫 KitKat 🍫 Joined Thu 09/27/18 Posts: 40052	Wed 10/23/19 02:05 AM
sorry was looking for Eric's peanuts

Freebird Deluxe Joined Sun 12/23/18 Posts: 4637	Wed 10/23/19 02:24 AM
do you have all these in your head?

Sir Dino One Love ☝️💚 Joined Tue 04/02/19 Posts: 5312	Wed 10/23/19 02:31 AM
do you have all these in your head? What kind of head do you think I have?

eric22t Joined Wed 08/13/14 Posts: 27928	Wed 10/23/19 04:52 AM
and passes kk the bucket of peanut shells

Larsi666 😽 Joined Wed 01/31/18 Posts: 17108	Wed 10/23/19 05:14 AM
Well this escalated quickly

Sir Dino One Love ☝️💚 Joined Tue 04/02/19 Posts: 5312	Wed 10/23/19 05:45 AM
What a hard audience

eric22t Joined Wed 08/13/14 Posts: 27928	Wed 10/23/19 05:52 AM
whaaaatt? i thought they were cute

Sir Dino One Love ☝️💚 Joined Tue 04/02/19 Posts: 5312	Wed 10/23/19 05:56 AM
Must say there are a few cute ones..

🍫 KitKat 🍫 Joined Thu 09/27/18 Posts: 40052	Wed 10/23/19 06:45 AM
and passes kk the bucket of peanut shells Leave the peanuts in the shell, I need the added weight to throw clear across the ocean

Sir Dino One Love ☝️💚 Joined Tue 04/02/19 Posts: 5312	Wed 10/23/19 06:56 AM


🍫 KitKat 🍫 Joined Thu 09/27/18 Posts: 40052	Wed 10/23/19 07:00 AM
I tried to get eric to build me a catapult but rivers got him busy with the honey do list

Larsi666 😽 Joined Wed 01/31/18 Posts: 17108	Wed 10/23/19 07:00 AM
and passes kk the bucket of peanut shells Leave the peanuts in the shell, I need the added weight to throw clear across the ocean Bear in mind, we have strong winds in Ireland

🍫 KitKat 🍫 Joined Thu 09/27/18 Posts: 40052	Wed 10/23/19 07:05 AM
and passes kk the bucket of peanut shells Leave the peanuts in the shell, I need the added weight to throw clear across the ocean Bear in mind, we have strong winds in Ireland dang weather's even against me lars

Larsi666 😽 Joined Wed 01/31/18 Posts: 17108	Wed 10/23/19 07:16 AM
and passes kk the bucket of peanut shells Leave the peanuts in the shell, I need the added weight to throw clear across the ocean Bear in mind, we have strong winds in Ireland dang weather's even against me lars Nah. The weather is usually against me, when I am out there on the bike especially KK

eric22t Joined Wed 08/13/14 Posts: 27928	Wed 10/23/19 08:11 AM
I tried to get eric to build me a catapult but rivers got him busy with the honey do list she is taking that list to work on sunday to make it even better. so i can do sunday does sunday work for you?