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Topic: Would you date a cranky old man?
Unknow Joined Sat 12/15/07 Posts: 41170	Sat 03/06/21 12:33 PM
Why or why not?* *Individual characteristics may vary.

I_love_bluegrass Joined Wed 04/25/18 Posts: 1665	Sat 03/06/21 12:37 PM
Why not? As long as HE would be open to a cranky old woman.,...

Rock Joined Thu 10/09/08 Posts: 21249	Sat 03/06/21 12:42 PM
Depends on what he looks like in a micro-mini skirt, and six inch heels.

Unknow Joined Sat 12/15/07 Posts: 41170	Sat 03/06/21 12:52 PM
Why not? As long as HE would be open to a cranky old woman.,... I'm sure if you don't hog the bathroom it will all be fine.

ciretom Joined Wed 06/18/14 Posts: 4953	Sat 03/06/21 12:52 PM
Would you date a cranky old man? Which kind of cranky? The "I'm a virulent racist and hate people and I'd actually hurt them if I could, but due to age I'm pretty much physically impotent, but I'm learning I can act out my rage through the internet and a lot of passive aggressive behavior towards those I am forced to be around" cranky? No. The "my life is ruled by fear and insecurity, so I hide behind a cranky facade" cranky? No. The "I never had to grow up, I'm basically an old child, and if I don't get my way I act out in childish ways and call it cranky" cranky? No. The "I'm in constant pain because I didn't consider my health when younger, and even though I may try to mitigate it I can only do so much," cranky? No. The "I can't handle change, and I'm old, so I'm just going to take my millions and spoil someone younger to give my life purpose or live vicariously through them, while only really asking for a minimum of companionship?" Sure. I'd date that kind, if it was convenient for me.

Unknow Joined Sat 12/15/07 Posts: 41170	Sat 03/06/21 12:53 PM
Depends on what he looks like in a micro-mini skirt, and six inch heels. He'd probably stab you in the eye with those heels.

SparklingCrystal 💖💎 Joined Mon 05/20/13 Posts: 33251	Sat 03/06/21 12:54 PM
Nope. No need for cranky in my life :) And an old geezer, nope. A man preferably 4 yrs older or same age. I like to still do things, go places and so on.

ivegotthegirth Joined Fri 08/17/18 Posts: 6666	Sat 03/06/21 12:55 PM
No I would not, primarily because I'm not gay so it's moot from the start.

Poetrywriter Joined Sun 10/14/07 Posts: 22675	Sat 03/06/21 12:55 PM
Are his legs silky smooth after shaving?

Unknow Joined Sat 12/15/07 Posts: 41170	Sat 03/06/21 01:05 PM
Are his legs silky smooth after shaving? I'm sure they could be.

Riverspirit1111 Joined Wed 06/27/18 Posts: 100738	Sat 03/06/21 01:05 PM
No, I'm allergic to negative energy.

Unknow Joined Sat 12/15/07 Posts: 41170	Sat 03/06/21 01:06 PM
No, I'm allergic to negative energy. As in your eyes water, sneezing, and breaking out in a rash?

Riverspirit1111 Joined Wed 06/27/18 Posts: 100738	Sat 03/06/21 01:12 PM
No, I'm allergic to negative energy. As in your eyes water, sneezing, and breaking out in a rash? Haha, no. Long term exposure to crankiness has an adverse effect on my muscles, they start tensing up to the point that I become almost paralyzed. I'd end up going broke with the amount of massages I'd need to undo the kinks.

Unknow Joined Sat 12/15/07 Posts: 41170	Sat 03/06/21 01:15 PM
No, I'm allergic to negative energy. As in your eyes water, sneezing, and breaking out in a rash? Haha, no. Long term exposure to crankiness has an adverse effect on my muscles, they start tensing up to the point that I become almost paralyzed. I'd end up going broke with the amount of massages I'd need to undo the kinks. I'm not sure that it stresses me out to the point of paralysis qualifies as an allergy.

Riverspirit1111 Joined Wed 06/27/18 Posts: 100738	Sat 03/06/21 01:23 PM
No, I'm allergic to negative energy. As in your eyes water, sneezing, and breaking out in a rash? Haha, no. Long term exposure to crankiness has an adverse effect on my muscles, they start tensing up to the point that I become almost paralyzed. I'd end up going broke with the amount of massages I'd need to undo the kinks. I'm not sure that it stresses me out to the point of paralysis qualifies as an allergy. I guess not But, my answer is still no. Least not if the crankiness outweighed humor and a happy disposition. Everyone gets cranky from time to time, but the constant crankiness is difficult to be around. Becomes a pain in the neck, literally.

Smartazzjohn Joined Sun 06/03/07 Posts: 4844	Sat 03/06/21 01:37 PM
I wouldn't date a cranky old man, I don't swing on that side of the fence..... but I'd let him buy me an expensive dinner as long as I can wear ear plugs.

Unknow Joined Sat 12/15/07 Posts: 41170	Sat 03/06/21 01:39 PM
I'm starting to see a trend.

I_love_bluegrass Joined Wed 04/25/18 Posts: 1665	Sat 03/06/21 01:42 PM
Would you date a cranky old man? Which kind of cranky? The "I'm a virulent racist and hate people and I'd actually hurt them if I could, but due to age I'm pretty much physically impotent, but I'm learning I can act out my rage through the internet and a lot of passive aggressive behavior towards those I am forced to be around" cranky? No. The "my life is ruled by fear and insecurity, so I hide behind a cranky facade" cranky? No. The "I never had to grow up, I'm basically an old child, and if I don't get my way I act out in childish ways and call it cranky" cranky? No. The "I'm in constant pain because I didn't consider my health when younger, and even though I may try to mitigate it I can only do so much," cranky? No. The "I can't handle change, and I'm old, so I'm just going to take my millions and spoil someone younger to give my life purpose or live vicariously through them, while only really asking for a minimum of companionship?" Sure. I'd date that kind, if it was convenient for me. I'm sure it is more like "I am old enough and have seen/ experienced enough to where I do not suffer fools/ put up with silly BS anymore...."

Unknow Joined Sat 12/15/07 Posts: 41170	Sat 03/06/21 02:27 PM
Would you date a cranky old man? Which kind of cranky? The "I'm a virulent racist and hate people and I'd actually hurt them if I could, but due to age I'm pretty much physically impotent, but I'm learning I can act out my rage through the internet and a lot of passive aggressive behavior towards those I am forced to be around" cranky? No. The "my life is ruled by fear and insecurity, so I hide behind a cranky facade" cranky? No. The "I never had to grow up, I'm basically an old child, and if I don't get my way I act out in childish ways and call it cranky" cranky? No. The "I'm in constant pain because I didn't consider my health when younger, and even though I may try to mitigate it I can only do so much," cranky? No. The "I can't handle change, and I'm old, so I'm just going to take my millions and spoil someone younger to give my life purpose or live vicariously through them, while only really asking for a minimum of companionship?" Sure. I'd date that kind, if it was convenient for me. I'm sure it is more like "I am old enough and have seen/ experienced enough to where I do not suffer fools/ put up with silly BS anymore...." It's like you can see into my soul.

Redrider1500 Joined Wed 04/25/18 Posts: 865	Sat 03/06/21 02:30 PM
I highly doubt he's put up with Crabby Appleton. (Me)