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Topic: Woman Repellent. ( just so we know)
bobtail76's photo
Thu 04/01/21 09:10 AM


Oh I hear ya!

It's the same from both angles, we are far from perfect..

Speak for yourself ;-)

1) Cursing for no reason ^^^.
2) Comb-overs that get lifted by the wind.
3) Braggarts without backup.
4) If your arms touch the ground when walking upright.
5) No rhythm.


Cursing....there's always a reason devil

Comb overs.... grab a razor, it's over - deal with it

Braggers.... Yup - better back it up

Arms touching the ground..... Some people find Ron Pearlman and Vin Diesel attractive - I don't see it. Both are apes

No rhythm... then you go on top

Acquired Taste's photo
Sat 04/03/21 01:01 AM
if malt vinegar is a repellant no wonder the guys in canada don't score in a pub...being from the states you go to a pub in canada and ask for fries you never know what u might get as a condiment i kid u not....condiments i have been given....mayonnaise, mustard, fry sauce-combination of stuff...almost never ketchup and drum roll malt vinegar which i grew to love on fries...don't knock it till you tried it and if cholesterol isn't a problem have poutine, fries with gravy and cheese-yum...don't tell your dr. you eat this

oh almost forgot the post-chick repellant, speaking of your ex, oggling too hard or not hard enough. showing a bulge below the belt line, not showing a bulge below the belt line, this is dependent on type of woman. and drum roll, being on fixed income such as social security and not having a car or much spending money..living in a hostel and unable to take them home is also a good one...

SparklingCrystal 💖💎's photo
Sat 04/03/21 03:04 AM

if malt vinegar is a repellant no wonder the guys in canada don't score in a pub...being from the states you go to a pub in canada and ask for fries you never know what u might get as a condiment i kid u not....condiments i have been given....mayonnaise, mustard, fry sauce-combination of stuff...almost never ketchup and drum roll malt vinegar which i grew to love on fries...don't knock it till you tried it and if cholesterol isn't a problem have poutine, fries with gravy and cheese-yum...don't tell your dr. you eat this

oh almost forgot the post-chick repellant, speaking of your ex, oggling too hard or not hard enough. showing a bulge below the belt line, not showing a bulge below the belt line, this is dependent on type of woman. and drum roll, being on fixed income such as social security and not having a car or much spending money..living in a hostel and unable to take them home is also a good one...

Quite logical to offer mayonnaise with fries :) You can't eat fries without mayo!

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Sat 04/03/21 04:45 AM


if malt vinegar is a repellant no wonder the guys in canada don't score in a pub...being from the states you go to a pub in canada and ask for fries you never know what u might get as a condiment i kid u not....condiments i have been given....mayonnaise, mustard, fry sauce-combination of stuff...almost never ketchup and drum roll malt vinegar which i grew to love on fries...don't knock it till you tried it and if cholesterol isn't a problem have poutine, fries with gravy and cheese-yum...don't tell your dr. you eat this

oh almost forgot the post-chick repellant, speaking of your ex, oggling too hard or not hard enough. showing a bulge below the belt line, not showing a bulge below the belt line, this is dependent on type of woman. and drum roll, being on fixed income such as social security and not having a car or much spending money..living in a hostel and unable to take them home is also a good one...

Quite logical to offer mayonnaise with fries :) You can't eat fries without mayo!


You can't eat fries without malt vinegar. Fries, fish, pickled egg and pickled onions, liberally coated with luverly vinegar, Yum..

SparklingCrystal 💖💎's photo
Sat 04/03/21 05:13 AM



if malt vinegar is a repellant no wonder the guys in canada don't score in a pub...being from the states you go to a pub in canada and ask for fries you never know what u might get as a condiment i kid u not....condiments i have been given....mayonnaise, mustard, fry sauce-combination of stuff...almost never ketchup and drum roll malt vinegar which i grew to love on fries...don't knock it till you tried it and if cholesterol isn't a problem have poutine, fries with gravy and cheese-yum...don't tell your dr. you eat this

oh almost forgot the post-chick repellant, speaking of your ex, oggling too hard or not hard enough. showing a bulge below the belt line, not showing a bulge below the belt line, this is dependent on type of woman. and drum roll, being on fixed income such as social security and not having a car or much spending money..living in a hostel and unable to take them home is also a good one...

Quite logical to offer mayonnaise with fries :) You can't eat fries without mayo!

You can't eat fries without malt vinegar. Fries, fish, pickled egg and pickled onions, liberally coated with luverly vinegar, Yum..

In Australia I was yearning so much for a fries, the normal way with mayonnaise. I managed to get it, dude gave me a teaspoon of mayo slaphead
2-3 full tablespoons is what it takes!!

SparklingCrystal 💖💎's photo
Sat 04/03/21 05:17 AM
Don't think I mentioned it but... chewed off fingernails. And biting them even when on a date with me.

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Sat 04/03/21 05:18 AM

the normal way with mayonnaise? slaphead frustrated

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Sat 04/03/21 06:24 PM


if malt vinegar is a repellant no wonder the guys in canada don't score in a pub...being from the states you go to a pub in canada and ask for fries you never know what u might get as a condiment i kid u not....condiments i have been given....mayonnaise, mustard, fry sauce-combination of stuff...almost never ketchup and drum roll malt vinegar which i grew to love on fries...don't knock it till you tried it and if cholesterol isn't a problem have poutine, fries with gravy and cheese-yum...don't tell your dr. you eat this

oh almost forgot the post-chick repellant, speaking of your ex, oggling too hard or not hard enough. showing a bulge below the belt line, not showing a bulge below the belt line, this is dependent on type of woman. and drum roll, being on fixed income such as social security and not having a car or much spending money..living in a hostel and unable to take them home is also a good one...

Quite logical to offer mayonnaise with fries :) You can't eat fries without mayo!
frown Oh please, not after I've eaten. Mayo is nauseating to begin with Why ruin an innocent fry with that.

Acquired Taste's photo
Sun 04/04/21 05:19 AM
Edited by Acquired Taste on Sun 04/04/21 05:29 AM
funny at that last one...i was in san fran a while back...a panhandler was actually using a large fry pan...hey look i'm a panhandler, see my pan...it was a little funny and his delivery was good so i gave him a buck...

being sweaty, not being a good listener....not letting them order what they want because you are paying....i took a woman out to eat, she was decent looking, it was a pub, she bought the most expensive steak on the menu, but by the way she ate i thought damn she is really hungry and she made up for it...

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