Old woman goes into a supermarket to buy a couple of tins of cat food.
The girl at the checkout says "sorry you can't buy that without proof that you have a cat, because some pensioners are eating it".
So she goes and comes back with the cat and purchases the cat food.
A day or two later she returns for dog food,
the same answer "sorry you can't buy that without proof that you have a dog, because some pensioners are eating it".
Brings the dog in. A further day passes and the pensioner returns with a box.
She says to a girl on the checkout, "Put your hand in there", "No...!! there might be a rat or a snake in there" the girl said,
"it's quite safe" the pensioner said.
So the girl puts her hand in the box
" OH GOD!! That feels like poo".
Yes, can I have 4 toilet rolls, please?
DON'T MESS WITH PENSIONERS, WE HAVE A LOT OF TIME ON OUR HANDS TO PLAN REVENGE AND WISDOM TO EXECUTE IT

Funny .