Topic: Goofy if yous, not my issues
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Mon 09/19/22 10:12 PM
post a goofy "if you" with rhyming results.


example:
if you want to meet, smell my feet

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Mon 09/19/22 10:13 PM
if you clean your glasses, then drink molasses

Vibes's photo
Mon 09/19/22 10:22 PM
If you go into heat pack your meat

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Mon 09/19/22 10:24 PM
If you go to the gym, you won't be slim

Vibes's photo
Mon 09/19/22 10:36 PM
If you were to eat should have a seat

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Mon 09/19/22 11:19 PM
if you got issues,
buy more tissues

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Tue 09/20/22 02:58 AM
Your feet really smell, but I think you're swell.

Merry's photo
Tue 09/20/22 03:24 AM
If you wink at me, then I'll spill the tea

Vibes's photo
Tue 09/20/22 03:44 AM
If you want a bump you have to jump

Sir's photo
Tue 09/20/22 07:05 AM
Listening to old jam's, cruising in my Dodge Ram.

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Tue 09/20/22 09:08 AM
If you want to mingle,
touch an outlet for a tingle

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Tue 09/20/22 09:28 AM
Here I sit all broken hearted.
I came to :poop: but only farted.

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Tue 09/20/22 09:36 AM
If you got a penis,
go to Venus

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Tue 09/20/22 11:59 AM
If you drink lots or tea
Then you might need to pee

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Tue 09/20/22 01:58 PM

Here I sit all broken hearted.
I came to :poop: but only farted.


There’s no disruption if you read the instruction winking drinker laugh

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Tue 09/20/22 02:32 PM
if you wash your feet, then you can eat

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Tue 09/20/22 02:52 PM
If you like to bake then have some cake :cake:

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Tue 09/20/22 02:57 PM
if you think it's pickled,
it's time to get tickled

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Thu 09/22/22 07:45 PM
If you have some wine :wine_glass: you’ll be fine :wink: drinker