I just came across some Asian fella's thread in here asking for a sugarmomma.
That got me thinking, but I really didn't want to make an entirely new profile to do it, so I'm settling on a new thread and relying on that vast network every woman seems to be a member of, to spread the word.
I suspect it won't even take 24 hours, their network seems to operate at light speed.

I am declaring myself open to being a "kept man".
I will willingly devote all of my resources and attention exclusively to any woman who decides she wants to "keep" me in a style which I would love to become accustomed to.

I will swear eternal devotion, through sickness & health, through riches (but not poorness because then I'd no longer be "kept") until death does one of us part.

Silly me, just about the time I luck into such an arrangement she'd go broke and I'd end up being the one doing the "keeping" because I would have fallen hopelessly in love with her.
Oh well, either way I win.

PS: admins, this is NOT a personal ad, just a status update (and sorta joke, so don't go all nuclear on me again).