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my mom said if im not in bed by midnight to come home
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Hey girl, how bout you sit in my lap and we talk about the first thing that pops up!
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Hey girl, how bout you sit in my lap and we talk about the first thing that pops up! rofl |
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awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.
buuuuuuuuuuuuuurn. rofl |
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Hey do you know where the nearest bakery is? I want to find a cutiepie just like you.
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Hey, those pants would look reallllllly nice next to my bed.
rofl. |
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My name's Kevin(Girl swoons and nearly faints!!) LOL! J/K guys
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hey your eyes would go great with my beadspread!
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Edited by
LostinLehi
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Mon 01/07/08 10:55 PM
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how about we do some math... subtract your clothes add a bed divide my legs and multiply?
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Want to play a game? Okay, when I say "Titanic," you go down.
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Screw me if i'm wrong, but isn't your name Gretchen?
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Let's get something straight between us.
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nice shoes wanna screw?
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( hand the person a drywall screw) hey wanna screw?
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girl you must be a mathian cause you got me harder then chinese arithmetic
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Walk up to a woman and tell her that you have a crystal ball and that you see that she's not wearing panties.
If she's says "yes I am"...the reply would be..."this damn thing is running an hour fast again"...
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I have an 11 inch tongue and i can breathe through my ears. you think you could love me?
my watch says your not wearing any panties....damn..it must be fast. |
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Want to play a game? Okay, when I say "Titanic," you go down. |
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<licks finger, touches her shoulder> Hey, we should get you out of these wet clothes!
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Walk up to a woman and tell her that you have a crystal ball and that you see that she's not wearing panties. If she's says "yes I am"...the reply would be..."this damn thing is running an hour fast again"...
rofl, post jacker! but actually great minds think alike. |
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