Eve, in the Garden of Eden, called out,
"Lord, I have a problem."
And the Lord said,
"What's the matter, Eve?"
"I know you created me and this beautiful garden. But I'm lonely-and I'm sick of eating apples."
"Well, in that case,"
replied the Almighty,
"I'll create a man for you."
"What's a man?"
"He's a flawed creature with aggressive tendencies, an enormous ego and an inability to listen. But he's big and fast and muscular. He'll be really food at fighting and kicking a ball and hunting animals-and not bad in the sack."
"Sounds great!"
replied Eve.
"There's one condition,"
added the Lord.
"You'll have to let him believe that I made him first."

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thats a good one!

Good one. My turn. God made Adam and saw that he was lonely. He told Adam that he shall make him something called woman. She will cook,clean,never argue and give him eternal bliss. Adam says" God. That must cost an arm and a leg!? What do you have for a rib?

Adam's first words to Eve - "You'd better stand back, i'm not sure how big this thing's gonna get!"