A little old lady, well into her eighties, slowly enters the front door of an erotic sex shop. Obviously very unstable on her feet, she shakily hobbles the few feet across the store to the counter.

Finally arriving at the counter and grabbing it for support, she asks the sales clerk: "Ddddooo youuuu hhhave ddddildosss?"

The clerk, politely trying not to burst out laughing, replies: "Yes we do have dildos. Actually we carry many models."

The old woman then asks: "Dddddoooo yyyouuuu hhhave aaa pppinkk one, tttenn inchessss lllong aaandd aabboutt tttwoo inchesss thththiiickkk?"

The clerk responds, "Yes we do".

"Ccccccannnn yyyyouuuu tttelll mmmmeeee howwww ttttoooo ttturrrnnn tttheee dddanngg ttthingggg offffff?"

It keeps on going and going and going lmao!!

LOL woo hoo!

Energizer rabbit here

Cooly

that was really good

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Cooly

Thanks Sassy, thought ya might of needed a bbbuuuuuzzzz
Cooly

thanks sexy an polson

thanks coco glad to see ya laughing
Cooly

i would've died laughing if I was that clerk

i dont know about a buzz but maybe a ding