Topic: Madam's House of Fortune...
gammalight6000's photo
Thu 01/10/08 07:21 PM

ok that's it.. look at my profile and rip away, this should be brilliant.......


i guess madam is scared i may cry...well maybe a little...not trust me i can handle it...even if the words turd, monkey, sasqauch, wooded table and a bucket for puke comes up

madamx7316's photo
Thu 01/10/08 07:22 PM

will i ever become a sex god?



for 3 easy payments of 99.99 you can join my course on how to be a sex god...sign up sheet is at the door. must bring your own tools. once you have completed the course and passed all tests...you will be given a certificate of sexual godliness. but wait, dont order yet, if you sign up now in the next 10 minutes, i will throw in a set of golden balls.

IndnPrncs's photo
Thu 01/10/08 07:22 PM
Madam after reading these posts you have just earned the Queen of JSH!!!!

madamx7316's photo
Thu 01/10/08 07:24 PM

You promised teeth shavings.....

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ive saved them...but that will cost you extra...nothing is free you little cheapskate!

gammalight6000's photo
Thu 01/10/08 07:24 PM


will i ever become a sex god?



for 3 easy payments of 99.99 you can join my course on how to be a sex god...sign up sheet is at the door. must bring your own tools. once you have completed the course and passed all tests...you will be given a certificate of sexual godliness. but wait, dont order yet, if you sign up now in the next 10 minutes, i will throw in a set of golden balls.
sweet do the golden balls come with a yagermeister carring case or just a lame ass plastic bag.

madamx7316's photo
Thu 01/10/08 07:25 PM

Madam after reading these posts you have just earned the Queen of JSH!!!!


bless you indn...i see a long long life of intelligence in your future. you have a true gift of insight. you know a queen when you see one hahaha...damn i hate being in drag!

MirrorMirror's photo
Thu 01/10/08 07:25 PM


:heart: flowerforyou :heart: flowerforyou :heart: flowerforyou Will we fall in love ?:heart: flowerforyou :heart: flowerforyou :heart: flowerforyou



well....i see you have a long love line...oops that wasnt your hand was it...well...im in love now! :tongue:
flowerforyou I :heart: YOU. flowerforyou Do you :heart: me ? flowerforyou

madamx7316's photo
Thu 01/10/08 07:26 PM


:heart: flowerforyou :heart: flowerforyou :heart: flowerforyou Will we fall in love ?:heart: flowerforyou :heart: flowerforyou :heart: flowerforyou


OH MY GOD MADAM Mirror spoke.. I can't remember the last time he spoke.. You are not just fortune teller but a healer as well..



yes my child...im a healer. i have many many talents...some are greater than others. i laid my hands (we will just say hands to be nice) upon him and he was HEALED! can i get an AMEN?

stevex86's photo
Thu 01/10/08 07:26 PM
will my god quit farting today

madamx7316's photo
Thu 01/10/08 07:27 PM



will i ever become a sex god?



for 3 easy payments of 99.99 you can join my course on how to be a sex god...sign up sheet is at the door. must bring your own tools. once you have completed the course and passed all tests...you will be given a certificate of sexual godliness. but wait, dont order yet, if you sign up now in the next 10 minutes, i will throw in a set of golden balls.
sweet do the golden balls come with a yagermeister carring case or just a lame ass plastic bag.



if you want the case, you will have to enroll in my how to shave a peach class.

FAK's photo
Thu 01/10/08 07:27 PM
Gee Madam~

Thought those kinky nudies I sent you of myself covered the fees....laugh laugh laugh

madamx7316's photo
Thu 01/10/08 07:28 PM



:heart: flowerforyou :heart: flowerforyou :heart: flowerforyou Will we fall in love ?:heart: flowerforyou :heart: flowerforyou :heart: flowerforyou



well....i see you have a long love line...oops that wasnt your hand was it...well...im in love now! :tongue:
flowerforyou I :heart: YOU. flowerforyou Do you :heart: me ? flowerforyou



oh yes pumpkin i do....and i will tell you all about it for 5.99 a minute!

madamx7316's photo
Thu 01/10/08 07:28 PM

will my god quit farting today



no dear...im afraid you are in this for the long haul. i suggest a cork and some duct tape. good luck!

gammalight6000's photo
Thu 01/10/08 07:29 PM




will i ever become a sex god?



for 3 easy payments of 99.99 you can join my course on how to be a sex god...sign up sheet is at the door. must bring your own tools. once you have completed the course and passed all tests...you will be given a certificate of sexual godliness. but wait, dont order yet, if you sign up now in the next 10 minutes, i will throw in a set of golden balls.
sweet do the golden balls come with a yagermeister carring case or just a lame ass plastic bag.



if you want the case, you will have to enroll in my how to shave a peach class.


done and.........done

madamx7316's photo
Thu 01/10/08 07:29 PM

Gee Madam~

Thought those kinky nudies I sent you of myself covered the fees....laugh laugh laugh


no but they did cover my wall drinker

FAK's photo
Thu 01/10/08 07:32 PM
From the photos I got back its not all they covered...sry wrong forum...LOL

gonna go work on my tin foil ball now...

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drinker drinker drinker drinker drinker drinker

gammalight6000's photo
Thu 01/10/08 07:32 PM
a true prophet, i will jump on the bandwagon, even though i fell off the turnip truck yesterday

madamx7316's photo
Thu 01/10/08 07:34 PM


ok that's it.. look at my profile and rip away, this should be brilliant.......


i guess madam is scared i may cry...well maybe a little...not trust me i can handle it...even if the words turd, monkey, sasqauch, wooded table and a bucket for puke comes up



i see you described your nut shells...very nice! adds a little somethin somethin

IndnPrncs's photo
Thu 01/10/08 07:35 PM



:heart: flowerforyou :heart: flowerforyou :heart: flowerforyou Will we fall in love ?:heart: flowerforyou :heart: flowerforyou :heart: flowerforyou


OH MY GOD MADAM Mirror spoke.. I can't remember the last time he spoke.. You are not just fortune teller but a healer as well..


AMEN!!!


yes my child...im a healer. i have many many talents...some are greater than others. i laid my hands (we will just say hands to be nice) upon him and he was HEALED! can i get an AMEN?

madamx7316's photo
Thu 01/10/08 07:35 PM

From the photos I got back its not all they covered...sry wrong forum...LOL

gonna go work on my tin foil ball now...

laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh
drinker drinker drinker drinker drinker drinker


well i did save a couple to rub on my nipples at night lmao