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Topic: Madam's House of Fortune...
hikerchick Joined Sat 12/22/07 Posts: 13206	Thu 02/21/08 08:48 PM
Madam darling please tell me: will I ever get laid again? you still coming over tonight sweet cheeks? oh, if it means what I think it means, YES. of course i thought we could work on our cross stitch together lmao oh goody that involves sharp needles!!!

HMontana Joined Thu 12/20/07 Posts: 5037	Thu 02/21/08 08:49 PM
Oh, Madam...am I REALLY gonna meet Hiker and go shooting and tire washin'?

madamx7316 Joined Tue 10/16/07 Posts: 15886	Thu 02/21/08 08:49 PM
Madam darling please tell me: will I ever get laid again? you still coming over tonight sweet cheeks? oh, if it means what I think it means, YES. of course i thought we could work on our cross stitch together lmao oh goody that involves sharp needles!!! lmfao i so love you xoxoxoxox

gammalight6000 Joined Sun 12/23/07 Posts: 5403	Thu 02/21/08 08:50 PM
the best damn thread on the planet

moofooga Joined Thu 01/31/08 Posts: 25515	Thu 02/21/08 08:51 PM
will i be run over by a pack of wild elephants, while wearing a tu-tu, riding a unicycle down hollywood boulevard, being chased by hillary clinton wearing fetish garb, while screaming "cheese!!! my god... where's the cheese!!!???"?

madamx7316 Joined Tue 10/16/07 Posts: 15886	Thu 02/21/08 08:53 PM
Oh, Madam...am I REALLY gonna meet Hiker and go shooting and tire washin'? oh yes my love muffin you will and that aint all for $19.95...wait, dont order yet...

madamx7316 Joined Tue 10/16/07 Posts: 15886	Thu 02/21/08 08:53 PM
the best damn thread on the planet me love you long time

madamx7316 Joined Tue 10/16/07 Posts: 15886	Thu 02/21/08 08:54 PM
will i be run over by a pack of wild elephants, while wearing a tu-tu, riding a unicycle down hollywood boulevard, being chased by hillary clinton wearing fetish garb, while screaming "cheese!!! my god... where's the cheese!!!???"? OMG!!!! WAS THAT YOU? if i'd of known, i would have at least said hello!!! im sorry darlin!

hikerchick Joined Sat 12/22/07 Posts: 13206	Thu 02/21/08 09:00 PM
will i be run over by a pack of wild elephants, while wearing a tu-tu, riding a unicycle down hollywood boulevard, being chased by hillary clinton wearing fetish garb, while screaming "cheese!!! my god... where's the cheese!!!???"? I want some of whatever it is you took.

madamx7316 Joined Tue 10/16/07 Posts: 15886	Thu 02/21/08 09:02 PM
will i be run over by a pack of wild elephants, while wearing a tu-tu, riding a unicycle down hollywood boulevard, being chased by hillary clinton wearing fetish garb, while screaming "cheese!!! my god... where's the cheese!!!???"? I want some of whatever it is you took. oh hiker you should have seen it! i was instantly aroused!

gammalight6000 Joined Sun 12/23/07 Posts: 5403	Thu 02/21/08 09:03 PM
is my love life ever gonna be fulfilled and does bacon taste good with chocolate?

madamx7316 Joined Tue 10/16/07 Posts: 15886	Thu 02/21/08 09:05 PM
is my love life ever gonna be fulfilled and does bacon taste good with chocolate? yes im going to cover you in chocolate and wrap you in bacon and have my way with you

gammalight6000 Joined Sun 12/23/07 Posts: 5403	Thu 02/21/08 09:06 PM
sweet and rough at the same time.....a pig in a pork blanket

madamx7316 Joined Tue 10/16/07 Posts: 15886	Thu 02/21/08 09:07 PM
sweet and rough at the same time.....a pig in a pork blanket dammit now im horny and hungry lmao

gammalight6000 Joined Sun 12/23/07 Posts: 5403	Thu 02/21/08 09:12 PM
hey i aim to please in all areas

hikerchick Joined Sat 12/22/07 Posts: 13206	Thu 02/21/08 09:13 PM
will i be run over by a pack of wild elephants, while wearing a tu-tu, riding a unicycle down hollywood boulevard, being chased by hillary clinton wearing fetish garb, while screaming "cheese!!! my god... where's the cheese!!!???"? I want some of whatever it is you took. oh hiker you should have seen it! i was instantly aroused! Honey, it doesn't take much with you.

UplandHunter Joined Thu 02/07/08 Posts: 8066	Thu 02/21/08 09:14 PM
Is she out there?

IndnPrncs Joined Sun 11/04/07 Posts: 58420	Thu 02/21/08 09:23 PM
Hiker who are you torturing?

hikerchick Joined Sat 12/22/07 Posts: 13206	Thu 02/21/08 09:32 PM
Hiker who are you torturing? oh, just myself. I went into the domino's pizza thread and posted an order for Dominatrix pizza but no one answered me...

IndnPrncs Joined Sun 11/04/07 Posts: 58420	Thu 02/21/08 09:36 PM
Hiker who are you torturing? oh, just myself. I went into the domino's pizza thread and posted an order for Dominatrix pizza but no one answered me... the pickings went from slim to none darlin'... did we beat or scare them all to death???