Topic: Ode to Craigslist
tngxl65's photo
Sat 01/12/08 11:07 PM
Hey Jill/Katey/Audrey

I got your reply to my posting. I tried to find you on the website you posted, hotgirls.com. Can you believe they made me PAY to join up just so I could search for you? But you must have deleted your profile shortly before I got there. Dang my luck.

So I posted again and AGAIN you gave me a website where I could find you. Oddly, I couldn't find you there either. I'd have joined that site, but my credit card seems to be over the limit. Something about a $5000 charge to hotgirls.com. I'm sure it's just a mistake.

So I posted again. This time I got a reply from a very nice girl that didn't speak very good english. I'm pretty sure it was english. And yes, I'd love to send you some money, but right now my card is maxed out. Give me a few days to straighten that out and I'll run down to western union and send a couple of bucks your way. But if you're in Florida, why am I sending money back to Russia? I'm sure there's a good reason.

You know I really just wanted to meet a fun girl, preferably in the same area code. So this time I answered one of the already posted ads. And you were HOT. HOT HOT HOT! And you had been waiting there JUST for ME! How could I be so LUCKY? So I emailed you and sent you my picture (I called it my 'pic' for short, 'cause that's a cool way to say picture on the internet). I have to say I was a bit surprised when you too sent me a link to a web site. But this one was different. It actually had your name on it, and it said you were in WICHITA. Not sure why it was in caps. Maybe you just really like WICHITA. Whatever the case, I went all over your sight and couldn't find a way to email you. Probably because every link I hit somehow triggered an avalanche of cascading pop-up ads. I must have picked up a virus or something. My machine has never acted like that before.

So now I'm at the public library. I can't get my computer to boot up anymore. It just beeps at me. I have to hurry because the mean lady with the thick glasses keep telling me I only have a few minutes left. I just want you all to know I haven't forgotten about you and I'll try to get back to you as soon as I get a new computer.

I just wanted to meet a fun girl. Dang my luck.



dragonwhyr's photo
Sat 01/12/08 11:13 PM
Man dont ever goto those sites and pay, those girls telling you to meet them at another site, aren't really even looking for anyone. Sometimes there not even girls. If there is someone who want to talk to you they will talk, talk on messenger or my space. Anyone who tells you to go to some site, and sign up, just disregard them, trust me

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Sat 01/12/08 11:17 PM
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catchme_ifucan's photo
Sat 01/12/08 11:41 PM
glasses

chevylover1965's photo
Sat 01/12/08 11:50 PM
noway noway noway noway noway noway

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Sun 01/13/08 09:30 AM

Hey Jill/Katey/Audrey

So now I'm at the public library. I can't get my computer to boot up anymore. It just beeps at me. I have to hurry because the mean lady with the thick glasses keep telling me I only have a few minutes left. I just want you all to know I haven't forgotten about you and I'll try to get back to you as soon as I get a new computer.

I just wanted to meet a fun girl. Dang my luck.





So I thought I would try to meet someone through CL. Wow, what a shock that was! I got some 22 hits... all kinds of "people" I think...I got 4 men sending me pics of their privates, 8 or 9 women who were 62 or older and looked it, 5 women I was old enough to be their father/grandfather, 5 women who were OK, one of which I responded to and she was blind-drunk.

Damn Those Librarians are really meanlaugh laugh laugh laugh drinker drinker

tinabelle's photo
Sun 01/13/08 10:26 PM
craaigslist is gross.

its just the same 8 people replying, and selling,
and rantin & rave-in.

tinabelle's photo
Sun 01/13/08 10:28 PM
no matter where in the world you are...its the exact
same 8 people-I swear!