Topic: Dilemma
uk1971's photo
Wed 01/16/08 11:58 AM
You're in a restaurant with your dream date and the meal has just been delivered.

You notice an enormous pubic hair in the middle of your dates meal.

Do you:

1. Smile sweetly at him/her and act as if nothing is wrong?

2. Hope he/she doesn't notice and carry on eating.

3. Attract the waiters attention?

4. Try to distract him/her and try to James bond it of his/her plate with yourfork when he/she isn't looking

5. Knock his/her drink accidently over onto his/her plate and hope it will improve the taste?

Inquiring minds need to know.

bigsmile glasses

Big_Jim's photo
Wed 01/16/08 12:02 PM
Yeah, I get pretty bored too...

DTHRomeo's photo
Wed 01/16/08 12:02 PM
laugh laugh laugh

I might try number 4

nuenjins's photo
Wed 01/16/08 12:03 PM
Was the word "pubic" a crucial entity to the joke?

itsjustdave's photo
Wed 01/16/08 12:04 PM
Where is the option that say "Hey you have a huge pube in your food"

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legman99's photo
Wed 01/16/08 12:06 PM

Where is the option that say "Hey you have a huge pube in your food"

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legman99's photo
Wed 01/16/08 12:06 PM

Where is the option that say "Hey you have a huge pube in your food"

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gregory583's photo
Wed 01/16/08 12:07 PM
# 3 and tell it because thats gross:smile:

Cutietwo55's photo
Wed 01/16/08 12:08 PM
All of the above. One has got to work laugh laugh laugh

zanne46's photo
Wed 01/16/08 12:19 PM
just pull the table cloth and let every thing fly...

no table cloth...clear the table and tell her u want her right now....

omg.............laugh laugh smooched :tongue:

legman99's photo
Wed 01/16/08 12:21 PM

just pull the table cloth and let every thing fly...

no table cloth...clear the table and tell her u want her right now....

omg.............laugh laugh smooched :tongue:

i like your thinking :wink:

franshade's photo
Wed 01/16/08 12:21 PM
roflmaooooooooooooooo

Im w/legman99 ~ point and say ewww, you have a hair in your food...

waiter!!!

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