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Topic: I'm calling into work tomorrow
Wonderbread Joined Wed 12/13/06 Posts: 5587	Mon 01/21/08 12:12 AM
dead. whats the best/worst excuse you've used to get out of a day at work?

Starhawk Joined Mon 01/07/08 Posts: 2164	Mon 01/21/08 12:12 AM
Frikin Packers Lost........

justkev08 Joined Tue 12/18/07 Posts: 1897	Mon 01/21/08 12:13 AM
My Racoons were hung over and sick from binge drinking,lol

madamx7316 Joined Tue 10/16/07 Posts: 15886	Mon 01/21/08 12:13 AM
im callin your boss and tellin him you arent dead your at my house fishin and drinkin beer! lmao

sweetjeep Joined Sat 01/05/08 Posts: 1165	Mon 01/21/08 12:13 AM
Frikin Packers Lost........ I know, what happened there!!

Starhawk Joined Mon 01/07/08 Posts: 2164	Mon 01/21/08 12:13 AM
Orgy is lasting till Tuesday???????

BEACHBABE23 Joined Thu 01/17/08 Posts: 656	Mon 01/21/08 12:15 AM
WHEN I WAS A KID I HAD 2 CALL IN CAUSE I WAS UP ALL NIGHT SHROOMEN AND WAS STILL HIGH

jtitol Joined Sun 01/13/08 Posts: 5396	Mon 01/21/08 12:15 AM
Orgy is lasting till Tuesday???????

jtitol Joined Sun 01/13/08 Posts: 5396	Mon 01/21/08 12:16 AM


SightSeer Joined Tue 10/30/07 Posts: 553	Mon 01/21/08 12:16 AM
"Can't make in today, apparantely a Nigerian wants to give me his dead father's money, gotta stay home and arrange that."

Starhawk Joined Mon 01/07/08 Posts: 2164	Mon 01/21/08 12:16 AM
WHEN I WAS A KID I HAD 2 CALL IN CAUSE I WAS UP ALL NIGHT SHROOMEN AND WAS STILL HIGH When you had breakfast do your eggs look back at you...

jtitol Joined Sun 01/13/08 Posts: 5396	Mon 01/21/08 12:18 AM
WHEN I WAS A KID I HAD 2 CALL IN CAUSE I WAS UP ALL NIGHT SHROOMEN AND WAS STILL HIGH When you had breakfast do your eggs look back at you...

BEACHBABE23 Joined Thu 01/17/08 Posts: 656	Mon 01/21/08 12:20 AM
WHEN I WAS A KID I HAD 2 CALL IN CAUSE I WAS UP ALL NIGHT SHROOMEN AND WAS STILL HIGH When you had breakfast do your eggs look back at you... NO BUT I WAS LAUGHING SO HARD IT TOOK ME THREE HOURS TO FIGURE OUT WHAT TO SAY

littlebluebear22 Joined Sun 01/20/08 Posts: 255	Mon 01/21/08 12:23 AM
the best excuses involve the most detail.. especially if its really gross.. describing the contents of the toilet and how it really doesn't look like what you ate last night will usually gross them out enough to where they will be begging you to stop and hang up =p

Starhawk Joined Mon 01/07/08 Posts: 2164	Mon 01/21/08 12:23 AM
I get alot flashbacks as I get older..maybe I gotta go back to shrooms

SightSeer Joined Tue 10/30/07 Posts: 553	Mon 01/21/08 12:24 AM
the best excuses involve the most detail.. especially if its really gross.. describing the contents of the toilet and how it really doesn't look like what you ate last night will usually gross them out enough to where they will be begging you to stop and hang up =p

BEACHBABE23 Joined Thu 01/17/08 Posts: 656	Mon 01/21/08 12:25 AM
I get alot flashbacks as I get older..maybe I gotta go back to shrooms I LIVE IN SHROOM COUNTRY. EVER TRY OREGON BLUES?

jtitol Joined Sun 01/13/08 Posts: 5396	Mon 01/21/08 12:26 AM
I get alot flashbacks as I get older..maybe I gotta go back to shrooms

gdr441 Joined Wed 11/21/07 Posts: 1009	Mon 01/21/08 12:28 AM
im in jail

obillyo Joined Mon 12/31/07 Posts: 1265	Mon 01/21/08 12:28 AM
you have to drive your mom to the docs for tests...takes all friggin day...

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