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Topic: How to Make a Woman
scttrbrain's photo
Thu 01/24/08 08:40 PM

Happy:

It's not difficult to make a woman happy.


A man only needs to be:


1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

45. give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping
47. be honest
48. be very rich
49. not stress her out
50. not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, ALSO:

51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

54. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes




HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY:

1. Show up naked
2. Bring food

Kat


Dreamer01's photo
Thu 01/24/08 08:42 PM


HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY:

1. Show up naked
2. Bring food

Kat


laugh laugh laugh

kayak69's photo
Thu 01/24/08 08:43 PM
That about covers itdrinker drinker

Dragoness's photo
Thu 01/24/08 08:44 PM
laugh I must be low maintenance or something cause I only need a few of those from the men. And I would hope he will love my mind a little after the food and sex....lolflowerforyou

alonenotlonely's photo
Thu 01/24/08 08:45 PM
Is there an "almost happy" list?

or a "I can bear him" list?

something for the rest of us?

Vanzandtt's photo
Thu 01/24/08 08:48 PM
ahaha. so true.

Moondark's photo
Thu 01/24/08 08:54 PM

laugh I must be low maintenance or something cause I only need a few of those from the men. And I would hope he will love my mind a little after the food and sex....lolflowerforyou


Oh dear, I guess that means I must be very high maintenance. Bleh. :cry: :cry: :cry:

alonenotlonely's photo
Thu 01/24/08 08:55 PM
Moon, in my list for you, those pitiful little scratches in the earth are but the preface.

mikecom21hotmaiL's photo
Thu 01/24/08 08:55 PM
I am sure that is just the short list, must be 2x larger to keep them happy

Moondark's photo
Thu 01/24/08 08:58 PM

Moon, in my list for you, those pitiful little scratches in the earth are but the preface.


Hmmm, is that good or bad? All I can say is no wonder I never find anyone around Omaha. Oh, no, it's because I hate the Huskers. That's why.

gammalight6000's photo
Thu 01/24/08 09:00 PM
now this memo really needs to be faxed to every guy on the planet....starting...













now!!

no photo
Thu 01/24/08 09:04 PM


Happy:

It's not difficult to make a woman happy.


A man only needs to be:


1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

45. give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping
47. be honest
48. be very rich
49. not stress her out
50. not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, ALSO:

51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

54. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes




HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY:

1. Show up naked
2. Bring food

Kat




hmm takes alot more than that to make me happy.

gammalight6000's photo
Thu 01/24/08 09:10 PM



Happy:

It's not difficult to make a woman happy.


A man only needs to be:


1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

45. give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping
47. be honest
48. be very rich
49. not stress her out
50. not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, ALSO:

51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

54. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes




HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY:

1. Show up naked
2. Bring food

Kat




hmm takes alot more than that to make me happy.
high maintanence are we?

wanttachat's photo
Thu 01/24/08 09:19 PM
see how simple it is noway laugh laugh laugh

mikecom21hotmaiL's photo
Thu 01/24/08 09:24 PM
See why you are all on a dating site

bigsmile bigsmile bigsmile bigsmile bigsmile bigsmile

wanttachat's photo
Thu 01/24/08 09:31 PM

see how simple it is noway laugh laugh laugh




I was being sarcastic note the noway icon there is not rolling eye icon

seriously I think we all just need someone that will hold out hair while we puke it takes a special person to do that
and I don't mean puking just from being drunk but all puking illness, morning sickness etc

Chazster's photo
Thu 01/24/08 10:22 PM


Happy:

It's not difficult to make a woman happy.


A man only needs to be:


1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

45. give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping
47. be honest
48. be very rich
49. not stress her out
50. not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, ALSO:

51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

54. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes




HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY:

1. Show up naked
2. Bring food

Kat



If thats the case, she better get use to not being happy. laugh

BEACHBABE23's photo
Thu 01/24/08 10:46 PM



HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY:

1. Show up naked
2. Bring food

Kat


laugh laugh laugh
DON'T FORGET THE BEERdrinker

Goofball73's photo
Thu 01/24/08 11:01 PM




HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY:

1. Show up naked
2. Bring food

Kat


laugh laugh laugh
DON'T FORGET THE BEERdrinker


Ummmmmm. Let me add, do not interrupt during the football, basketball and baseball games unless you are naked and the man is going to get a full dose of sex (including oral).laugh laugh laugh


Nightace's photo
Thu 01/24/08 11:54 PM
I don't know about this laugh

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY:

1. Show up naked
2. Bring food

But there is more to it then just showing up naked with food for me. But I think doing this simple 2 step to making a guy happy Is kinda funny. In some case's this may be true, But not this one sorry to say. :tongue:

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