say you come across a Genie, but this Genie is different he only has two things to choose from. He can make you a great doctor, with all the degrees etc etc lots of money the works

or you can become a kung fu master, which would you choose?

I'm going Kung Fu master here, there is all kinds of Doctors but how many true Kung Fu masters are there? Plus I'm so fighting crime at night!

Definately a kung fu master!
Its the way of my people!

You make me giggle.

I would pick the dr I would like to help find cures

im goin doctor..soooo many fields..sooo many ladies.Kung fu is damn tempting though

I'm so goin' Kung Fu on you

LOL..how many Kung Fu masters, umm several thousand in Kung Fu alone..not to mention all the other forms and styles in the martial arts.

So i would have to pick a doctor. Then I could buy a Kung Fu master with a Smith and Wesson backup.

Cant i just be the sexy nurse that helps fix the Kung Fu Masters booboos?

I would be like DR 90210 he's a doctor and a black belt in whatever he's studing

Now there's a mental picture to practice your mantra on!!!!

But it's so simple. All I have to do is divine from what I know of you: are you the sort of man who would put the poison into his own goblet or his enemy's? Now, a clever man would put the poison into his own goblet, because he would know that only a great fool would reach for what he was given. I am not a great fool, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you. But you must have known I was not a great fool, you would have counted on it, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me.

Because iocane comes from Australia, as everyone knows, and Australia is entirely peopled with criminals, and criminals are used to having people not trust them, as you are not trusted by me, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you.

Now, where was I?

Ah Yes, Australia. And you must have suspected I would have known the powder's origin, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me.

You've beaten my giant, which means you're exceptionally strong, so you could've put the poison in your own goblet, trusting on your strength to save you, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you. But, you've also bested my Spaniard, which means you must have studied, and in studying you must have learned that man is mortal, so you would have put the poison as far from yourself as possible, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me.

IT HAS WORKED! YOU'VE GIVEN EVERYTHING AWAY! I KNOW WHERE THE POISON IS!

I would be the doctor......kung fu masters are a dime a dozen~~

...ow ow ow ow ow ........ I stubbed my toe.....

Im not sure if thats a good thing or bad thing

aww come on Im a lover not a fighter just look at my puppy dog face

I don't understand how anyone can choose not to be a Kung Fu master.

I mean, it would be so incredibly awesome.

Give me my deer rifle any day has nobody seen raiders of the los arc?

lol.. im so kungfu.... i may have a bit of a temper.... not that i let it show.. lmao!!

bumping this thread, there needs to be more kung fu masters in the world