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Topic: make me laugh funny people
iraceslowcars Joined Sat 11/17/07 Posts: 5776	Mon 02/04/08 09:22 AM Edited by iraceslowcars on Mon 02/04/08 09:23 AM
here's a recent favorite: Two lions are eating a clown. One lion says to the other, "DOes this taste funny to you?" Hope this helps. ba bum b u m thank you, thank you, I'll be here all week, try the veal... Note to self: erase email draft to rhon discussing her boobs...

wiley Joined Thu 12/13/07 Posts: 19738	Mon 02/04/08 09:23 AM
Remember to tip your waitress as they had to pay to get in too.

shoes4rhon Joined Sat 02/02/08 Posts: 3411	Mon 02/04/08 09:23 AM
How many software programmers does it take to change a light bulb? lol and that is after they put you on hold for 1/2 and hour and then don't speak english - like I speak english come on I am from Missouri None. That's obviously a hardware issue.

shoes4rhon Joined Sat 02/02/08 Posts: 3411	Mon 02/04/08 09:25 AM
here's a recent favorite: Two lions are eating a clown. One lion says to the other, "DOes this taste funny to you?" Hope this helps. ba bum b u m thank you, thank you, I'll be here all week, try the veal... Note to self: erase email draft to rhon discussing her boobs... lol seriously does that work I don't ever recall going oh gee you like my boobs please marry me and have my babies

trying_to_fly Joined Thu 10/05/06 Posts: 6258	Mon 02/04/08 09:26 AM
here's a recent favorite: Two lions are eating a clown. One lion says to the other, "DOes this taste funny to you?" Hope this helps. ba bum b u m thank you, thank you, I'll be here all week, try the veal... Note to self: erase email draft to rhon discussing her boobs... lol seriously does that work I don't ever recall going oh gee you like my boobs please marry me and have my babies

iraceslowcars Joined Sat 11/17/07 Posts: 5776	Mon 02/04/08 09:26 AM
boobs That's all I saw!

wiley Joined Thu 12/13/07 Posts: 19738	Mon 02/04/08 09:26 AM
It could be worse... "Boy, you got a purty mouth."

trying_to_fly Joined Thu 10/05/06 Posts: 6258	Mon 02/04/08 09:28 AM
they'd probably have better luck saying... "Hey, you got any German in ya......want some?" Or, "Nice shoes...wanna f**k" or "Do you wash your pants in glass plus....cause I can see myself in em..." Lines suck....

shoes4rhon Joined Sat 02/02/08 Posts: 3411	Mon 02/04/08 09:32 AM
they'd probably have better luck saying... "Hey, you got any German in ya......want some?" Or, "Nice shoes...wanna f**k" or "Do you wash your pants in glass plus....cause I can see myself in em..." Lines suck.... oh I have heard some doozey Here is my favorite that I use all the time Hey baby want to play carnival ? I will sit on your face and you can guess my weight lol did I really say that outloud must be the whiskey before noon talking

shoes4rhon Joined Sat 02/02/08 Posts: 3411	Mon 02/04/08 09:34 AM
It could be worse... "Boy, you got a purty mouth." Squeal like a pig man I am from Missouri and about 30 mins from ark that is SCAREY stuuf

trying_to_fly Joined Thu 10/05/06 Posts: 6258	Mon 02/04/08 09:35 AM
they'd probably have better luck saying... "Hey, you got any German in ya......want some?" Or, "Nice shoes...wanna f**k" or "Do you wash your pants in glass plus....cause I can see myself in em..." Lines suck.... oh I have heard some doozey Here is my favorite that I use all the time Hey baby want to play carnival ? I will sit on your face and you can guess my weight lol did I really say that outloud must be the whiskey before noon talking Never heard that one before.....too funny...

shoes4rhon Joined Sat 02/02/08 Posts: 3411	Mon 02/04/08 09:38 AM
Okay here is one I have also heard Pardon me can I borrow your phone number I seem to have lost mine

shoes4rhon Joined Sat 02/02/08 Posts: 3411	Mon 02/04/08 09:40 AM
do you believe in love at first site or should I walk by again ?

trying_to_fly Joined Thu 10/05/06 Posts: 6258	Mon 02/04/08 09:43 AM
do you believe in love at first site or should I walk by again ? That's a good one...

shoes4rhon Joined Sat 02/02/08 Posts: 3411	Mon 02/04/08 09:48 AM
do you believe in love at first site or should I walk by again ? That's a good one... I never have to see the sun again cause baby you light up my world

trying_to_fly Joined Thu 10/05/06 Posts: 6258	Mon 02/04/08 10:01 AM
do you believe in love at first site or should I walk by again ? That's a good one... I never have to see the sun again cause baby you light up my world Boy, you must have heard a lot of them haven't you!!

shoes4rhon Joined Sat 02/02/08 Posts: 3411	Mon 02/04/08 10:03 AM
do you believe in love at first site or should I walk by again ? That's a good one... I never have to see the sun again cause baby you light up my world Boy, you must have heard a lot of them haven't you!! yeah in a playful kind of way it has been a few years since anyone trid to use one for real but I have a lot of guy friends and they will say them in the car if we drive by some smokin hot chick lol ''' I climb with them

shoes4rhon Joined Sat 02/02/08 Posts: 3411	Mon 02/04/08 10:06 AM
lol how about milk does the body good but how much have you been drinking ? lol

trying_to_fly Joined Thu 10/05/06 Posts: 6258	Mon 02/04/08 10:10 AM
lol how about milk does the body good but how much have you been drinking ? lol

shoes4rhon Joined Sat 02/02/08 Posts: 3411	Mon 02/04/08 10:21 AM
well I am not so cranky anymore thanks all