| Topic: D-d-d-do you find me beautiful? | |
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| Houndddsssssssssssssssssssssssssssss? Yeah, I'd eat that. *Hisses, spitting raccoon spit everywhere* Yo-yo-yeet! Yo-yo-yeeeee! T! | |
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      Mooouuuuuutttt! Mouutttt!
 yeetyeetHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIsssssssssssss...! *Runs, head low to the ground, until head rams into a foot--begins consuming seahawks' foot* | |
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      scary little thing
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| Mooouuuuuutttt! Mouutttt! yeetyeetHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIsssssssssssss...! *Runs, head low to the ground, until head rams into a foot--begins consuming seahawks' foot* | |
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| Mooouuuuuutttt! Mouutttt! yeetyeetHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIsssssssssssss...! *Runs, head low to the ground, until head rams into a foot--begins consuming seahawks' foot*       I guess the bandit eats all | |
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| Mooouuuuuutttt! Mouutttt! yeetyeetHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIsssssssssssss...! *Runs, head low to the ground, until head rams into a foot--begins consuming seahawks' foot*       I guess the bandit eats all | |
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      Hey, my sexy racoon is back.  Who is that masked girl.........
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      *Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-isssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss!!!*
 Ooooowwwwoooop! Ooowwwwwoooop! Hisssssssssss...*Runs in circles, ripping apart any object in path* | |
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      sexual frustration can do that to you.  I think you should find a nice male badger
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      *Sneers at Rob*
 YOUT! YEE YEE YOUUUUT! *Squeezes under the front door of Rob's house, eats all his cereal, and leaves with a hisssssssssssssss* | |
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      Dunno ....do you me??   | |
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      if you knocked like a proper racoon perhaps I would set you a nice plate of garbage on the doorstep.
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| Dunno ....do you me??   Hisssssssssss hissssssssssssssshas hisssssss! *Smacks self with paw* SORRY, ROB!!! *Hisses at self* | |
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      Would make a lovely cap for Davy Crockett     | |
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| Would make a lovely cap for Davy Crockett   *Scurries up a tree, gains some speed, and dives from above towards your head* *Blank screen* *Runs away with all your camping sweets stuffed in mouth* Yeetyeet! | |
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      cool, a hiking companion that doubles as a pillow.     | |
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      HHHHHHhissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss-s-s-s-s-s!
 *Flashes teeth harder* | |
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      <<<<Sends Zcoon a build a bear to calm her down
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      TOUT! TOUT!
 *Eyes grow bigger than usual* TOUT-TOUTHISSSSSSSSSSSSsssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss! *Hunches down in attack position, waiting for prey* | |
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      pushes jameson and coke in general direction of frothy mouthed racoons direction
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