Topic: Deductive reasoning
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Sun 02/24/08 06:21 PM
Neighbour 1: "Hi, there, new neighbour, it sure is a nice day to be moving"
New Neighbour: "Yes, it is and people around here seem extremely friendly"
Neighbour 1: "So what is it you do for a living?"
New Neighbour: "I am a professor at the University, I teach deductive reasoning"
Neighbour 1: "Deductive reasoning, what is that?"
New Neighbour: "Let me give you and example. I see you have a dog house out back. By that I deduce that you have a dog."
Neighbour 1: "That is right"
New Neighbour: "The fact that you have a dog, Leads me to deduce that you have a family."
Neighbour 1: "Right again"
New Neighbour: "Since you have a family I deduce that you have a wife"
Neighbour 1: "Correct"
New Neighbour: "And since you have a wife, I can deduce that you are heterosexual"
Neighbor 1: "Yup"
New Neighbor: "That is deductive reasoning"
Neighbor 1: "Cool"

Later that same day...

Neighbour 1: "Hey, I was talking to that new guy who moved in next door"
Neighbour 2: "Is he a nice guy?"
Neighbour 1: "Yes, and he has an interesting job"
Neighbour 2: "Oh, yeah what does he do?"
Neighbour 1: "He is a professor of deductive reasoning at the University"
Neighbour 2: "Deductive reasoning, what is that"
Neighbour 1: "Let me give you an example. Do you have a dog house?"
Neighbour 2: "No"
Neighbour 1: "Fag!"

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Poetrywriter's photo
Sun 02/24/08 06:26 PM
Now that is funny as hell! laugh

PATSFAN's photo
Sun 02/24/08 06:27 PM
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nvrsaynvr's photo
Sun 02/24/08 06:29 PM
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Sun 02/24/08 06:29 PM
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Sun 02/24/08 06:33 PM
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