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Topic: Womens Profile Decoding Chart. Funny!!!
rs4444 Joined Sun 10/07/07 Posts: 14	Sat 03/01/08 07:48 PM Edited by rs4444 on Sat 03/01/08 07:51 PM
reading all the profiles. DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS: 40-ish..................................49. Adventurous..........................Slept with everyone. Athletic................................No breasts. Average looking.....................Moooo. Beautiful..............................Pathological liar. Emotionally Secure..................On medication. Feminist...............................Fat. Free Spirit.................................Junkie. Friendship first.......................Former Slut. New-Age.........................Body hair in the wrong places. Old-fashioned........................No B.J.'s Open-minded.........................Desperate. Outgoing..............................Loud and embarrassing. Professional................. ..........Beyotch. Voluptuous...........................Very fat. Large frame...........................Hugely fat. Wants soul mate.....................Stalker.

shmuzii316 Joined Tue 02/19/08 Posts: 522	Sat 03/01/08 07:50 PM
hey mine says average looking

ladyblack67 Joined Mon 06/11/07 Posts: 2404	Sat 03/01/08 07:52 PM
none really apply to me, I don't have any of those

rs4444 Joined Sun 10/07/07 Posts: 14	Sat 03/01/08 07:52 PM
a woman on yahoo personals wrote this, nut you are from from average sweetie!

brian325 Joined Fri 10/05/07 Posts: 4132	Sat 03/01/08 07:52 PM
Old-fashioned........................No B.J.'s

Guitar_Hero_2000 Joined Tue 10/23/07 Posts: 303	Sat 03/01/08 07:52 PM


EtherealEmbers Joined Sun 02/03/08 Posts: 6580	Sat 03/01/08 07:53 PM
that isn't always true for old-fashioned...

MirrorMirror Joined Fri 10/26/07 Posts: 89680	Sat 03/01/08 07:54 PM


PATSFAN Joined Mon 12/10/07 Posts: 42782	Sat 03/01/08 08:04 PM
Wow

wickedlluccy Joined Mon 02/04/08 Posts: 1040	Sat 03/01/08 08:21 PM
reading all the profiles. DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS: 40-ish..................................49. Adventurous..........................Slept with everyone. Athletic................................No breasts. Average looking.....................Moooo. Beautiful..............................Pathological liar. Emotionally Secure..................On medication. Feminist...............................Fat. Free Spirit.................................Junkie. Friendship first.......................Former Slut. New-Age.........................Body hair in the wrong places. Old-fashioned........................No B.J.'s Open-minded.........................Desperate. Outgoing..............................Loud and embarrassing. Professional................. ..........Beyotch. Voluptuous...........................Very fat. Large frame...........................Hugely fat. Wants soul mate.....................Stalker. GGGGaaaagggggggg!!!!!!!! Gee Wiz I'm always so impressed with men who write sexist things and expect to get laid

egoodrich Joined Wed 09/12/07 Posts: 7140	Sat 03/01/08 08:29 PM
hey mine says average looking it shouldnt babe, nothin average about you

LexFonteyne Joined Thu 12/07/06 Posts: 32131	Sat 03/01/08 08:32 PM
I don't know what to write here....I'm dumb and lazy Anything you want to know, you'll have to ask....I'm dumb and lazy I love my friends and family....I'm dumb and lazy and I saw this in 7000 other profiles No game players please....I'm dumb and lazy and I've been fooled a lot in the past I hate writing about myself....I'm dumb and lazy and can't spell or formulate complete sentences I like to have fun....I'm dumb and lazy and it never occurred to me that everybody else likes to have fun, too

wickedlluccy Joined Mon 02/04/08 Posts: 1040	Sat 03/01/08 08:35 PM
I don't know what to write here....I'm dumb and lazy Anything you want to know, you'll have to ask....I'm dumb and lazy I love my friends and family....I'm dumb and lazy and I saw this in 7000 other profiles No game players please....I'm dumb and lazy and I've been fooled a lot in the past I hate writing about myself....I'm dumb and lazy and can't spell or formulate complete sentences I like to have fun....I'm dumb and lazy and it never occurred to me that everybody else likes to have fun, too Now baby thats funny !!!

s1owhand Joined Fri 05/18/07 Posts: 29437	Sat 03/01/08 08:36 PM
Lex

Jess642 Joined Sat 03/31/07 Posts: 22732	Sat 03/01/08 09:34 PM
I am looking for a manipulative bastard who is misogynistic, irritable, hates the beach, let alone long walks on it, any form of public physical contact, can't stand the full moon...and prefers his woman to shut up and put out. sigh They just don't make men like they used to.....