Three senior ladies named Patsy, Betty, and Nellie were sitting on a
park bench having a quiet conversation, when a flasher approached from
across the park.

The flasher came up to the ladies, stood right in front of them and
opened his trench coat.

Both Betty and Nellie had a stroke.

But Patsy, being older and feebler, couldn't reach that far.

Bless her heart.

roflmao!!

FUNNY AS HELL

LMAO! That was great!!!

lol

GOOD ONE

FUNNY.

That was fantastic.....

Allow me to put in my two cents worth....

A 93 year old woman decided that she'd seen and done everything, and the
time had come to depart from this world.

After considering various methods of doing away with herself, she came
to the conclusion that the quickest and surest way method would be to
shoot herself through the heart.

The trouble was, she was uncertain about exactly where her heart was, so
she phoned her doctor and asked him. He told her that her heart was
located two inches below her left nipple.

So she shot herself in the left kneecap.


Once again, the stroke bit was just too good.....ha !