A Husband's Demands

A husband had just finished reading a new book,

"You can be the man of your house".

He stormed into the kitchen and walked directly up to his wife...

Pointing a finger in her face, he said sternly,
"From now on, YOU need to know that I AM the MAN of this house, and my
word is law!"

You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating
my meal.

You will serve me a sumptuous dessert afterward.

....after that, You are going to go upstairs with me, and we will have
the sex that I want.

....after that, You are going to draw me my bath so I can relax.

You will wash my back and towel me dry and bring me my robe.

....then, You will massage my feet and hands.

Then after that's all done, guess who's going to dress me and comb my
hair?"....

His wife replied,

"The f***ing funeral director would be my guess."

LOL,,,,, very funny!!!!

love it

love it!
and any guy thats reading this...it's the other way around sweetie.

Sounds sensible to me...lmao!!

see...sluggo knows how its done!

W T F THATS FOUL LOL.