Topic: Granny's Birth Control Pills
TxsGal3333's photo
Mon 01/08/07 10:36 AM
The doctor that had been seeing an 80-year-old woman for most of her
life finally retired. At her next checkup, the new doctor told her to
bring a list of all the medicines that had been prescribed for her. As
the young doctor was looking through these, his eyes grew wide as he
realized she had a prescription for birth control pills.

"Mrs. Smith, do you realize these are BIRTH CONTROL pills?


"Yes, they help me sleep at night."

"Mrs. Smith, I assure you there is absolutely NOTHING in these that
could possibly help you sleep!"

She reached out and patted the young Doctor's knee.

"Yes, dear, I know that. But every morning, I grind one up and mix it in
the glass of orange juice that my 16 year old granddaughter
drinks..................................And believe me, it helps me
sleep at night."

hellocutie21's photo
Mon 01/08/07 11:08 AM
Uhhhh. I don't get it lol.

LAMom's photo
Mon 01/08/07 11:14 AM
Got It!!!! Sould have thought of that when my daughter was 16,,,
This was Cute.... Thanks

no photo
Mon 01/08/07 04:03 PM
LMAO!!

hellocutie21's photo
Mon 01/08/07 04:06 PM
Ok, this joke totally went over my head. Can someone tell me what the
punchline is? lol

newfiegirl5's photo
Mon 01/08/07 04:18 PM
The punchlione was she didn't have to worry about her granddaughter
gettin' pregant ....she was givin' her a pill ever morning!!!!!!!DUH

santhana's photo
Mon 01/08/07 04:18 PM
she wanted to keep her 16 daughter from having baby.

hellocutie21's photo
Mon 01/08/07 04:49 PM
Oh ok. Lol. I didn't look at it that way. I thought the grandmother was
using the pills for herself. Cute....real cute.

sugargirl's photo
Mon 01/08/07 04:56 PM
That was cute!........