I do hate my employee because of his complaining.:)

Dear the management,

I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following
reasons:


I do physical labor.

I work at great depths.
I plunge head first into everything I do.
I do not get weekends or public holidays off.
I work in a damp environment.
I don't get paid overtime.
I work in a dark place that has poor ventilation.
I work in high temperatures.

Sincerely,
Penis


Dear Penis,

After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have
raised, the administration rejects your request for the following
reasons:
You do not work 8 hours straight.

You fall asleep on the job after brief work periods.
You do not always follow orders of the management team.
You do not stay in your designated area and are often visiting other
locations.
You do not take initiative; you need to be pressured and stimulated in
order to start working.
You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift.
You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing
the
correct protective clothing.
You will retire well before you are 65.
You are unable to work double shifts.
You sometimes leave your designated work area before you have completed
the
assigned task.
And if that were not all, you have been constantly entering and exiting
the
workplace carrying two suspicious looking bags.

Sincerely,
Management

I just wish I could get those 100's letters

what the heak! I do like this one :)

A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: 'Wife wanted'.
The next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same
thing: 'You can have mine.'

Santhana
www.dollarsdeal.com

Well, Red you are right. Morena,I know he will get upset if you tell him
about your feeling, but if he loves you, he has to wait for that moment
come.

don't worry, none was gonna driving anywhere, there are alot of police
around this time. although you drink coffee it still smell to our
officers. keep yourself safe in this bar, go home in the morning.

wait a minute, there is no coffee in this bar. There are a lot of Red
and Black Label in here.

Well, Well, Cheer up everyone. I am a driver, where do you want to go
after this bar.

Well, I am always there with you guy. I will drive don't make me drink
too much. The rest just drink whatever you want.

well, we should finish this topic, so he won't hurt more.

thanks, lolz

Well, After you read it, don't complain it is a joke, ok?
No Complainning!!! lolz



Three babies are in their mother's womb. One of them says, 'I want to be
an artist, so everyone will know what it looks like in here.'

The next one says, 'I want to be an olympic swimmer because I get so
much practice in here.'

Then the last baby says,' I'm going to be a hunter, because if that
snake comes in here and pokes me again I'm gonna chop that damned thing
in half!'

Husband: Honey, when I die, will you marry again?

Wife: I am afraid I will. You know how much I hate solitude.

Husband: Will you let him drive my car?

Wife: Well, I think so.

Husband: Will you let him sit in my favorite chair?

Wife: Maybe.

Husband: Will you let him have my gold watch?

Wife: Maybe.

Husband: Will you let him wear my nice suits?

Wife: No, he is shorter.

no, lily, I am not spay, we are different. not the same man.

hey, good thing i know a website. www.prizewagon.com
that site is a very good one, it is free to play, instead you can win
money. they have a $100 dollar tournament everyday. and if you win they
will send check to you without you request. No Credit Card, because the
site sponsor by Advertisement. It is not a gambling site, so you can
always play and chat with other people there. see and read at the
website for detail. don't forget to put my name Santhana Chann in
referral comlumn. so I can get point.

ty mama

thanks lolz

well, dream maybe you are right.

you are not lonely yet, wait until you didn't work out with him, and
I'll be with you to wipe your tear. I promise mama.