IN PRISON¦You spend the majority of your time in an 8x10 cell.
AT WORK¦You spend most of your time in a 6x8 cubicle.

IN PRISON¦You get three meals a day.
AT WORK¦You get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it.

IN PRISON¦You get time off for good behavior.
AT WORK¦You get rewarded for good behavior with more work.

IN PRISON¦A guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
AT WORK¦You must carry around a security card and unlock and open all
the doors by yourself.

IN PRISON¦You can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK¦You get fired for watching TV and playing games.

IN PRISON¦You get your own toilet.
AT WORK¦You have to share.

IN PRISON¦They allow your family and friends to visit.
AT WORK¦You cannot even speak to your family and friends.

IN PRISON¦All expenses are paid by taxpayers with no work required.
AT WORK¦You get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they
deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.

IN PRISON¦You spend most of your life looking through bars from inside
wanting to get out.
AT WORK¦ You spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside
bars.

IN PRISON¦There are wardens who are often sadistic.
AT WORK¦They are called supervisors.

IN PRISON¦You have unlimited time to read e-mail jokes.
AT WORK¦ You get fired if you get caught.

WTF ?

DO U GET PIE IN PRISON ?

Well, that's the only one the prisoners didn't have.

dude work is not comparable to prison it sounds good but if you think
thats its that easy then give it a shot i just did time in prison and
there was no part of it fun. after a while in fact you cant wait to get
out to go back to work

santhana it's a cute joke as long as we all remember it's a joke :)


as 4 wat you said jusforfun i know wat you mean.i no someone in prison
right now and as much as ppl like to think so it is NOT a fun or easy
place to be.

it is just a joke. don't take the real situation to mess my joke.:)

It was Funny.

Hell I thought it was funny I liked it!!

thanks lolz

It was very cute....I love it....

ty mama

true statement V! but some places let u live in a big room w/ lots of
different ppl. so comes the internet!

Nice work Santhana, however its no cake walk doing time. And besides you
get taxed in the joint also. Its just a little bit different if you
don't pay them, and there is no place to hide if you don't!