Subject: Three Things to Think About



1. COWS


2. THE CONSTITUTION


3. THE TEN COMMANDMENTS


COWS

Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that our government
can track a cow born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the
stall
where she sleeps in the state of Washington? And, they tracked her
calves
to their stalls, but they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens
wandering around our country. Maybe we should give them all a cow.


THE CONSTITUTION

They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq.
Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really
smart
guys, it's worked for over 200 years and we're not using it anymore.


THE TEN COMMANDMENTS

The real reason that we can't have the Ten
Commandments in a courthouse...You cannot post "Thou Shalt Not Steal,"
"Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery" and "Thou Shall Not Lie" in a building
full of lawyers, judges and politicians -- it creates a hostile work
environment.

ROFLMAO

catch.. that is funny.. the last one is oh so true...

yes i agree hard core with that catchme.

yes sir if it works!

lmfao so true!

yea i cracked up!! from my good ol' auntie!

Thanks for the laugh.

G