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Topic: Good Morning, MEN
JoeCool64's photo
Sun 03/23/08 07:42 AM
Has it ever occurred to You that many Women seem to be living in Disneyland?....allow Me to clarify,,,while I DUCK....!in Their world, everything seems to be pretty, pink, primping,powder, perfume & panties...( 99.999 % of Men are anything but THAT, continuing ) They want Their ideal mate to be faithful, courteous, kind & obediant...( before They've even MET US, there's a good one ) and They want independance,yet demand at least some chivalry ( open Your own door Sister...)It would seem We have a conflict of interest here, headed to a strong disagreement ).......Please Ladies, I know the dinner bell has just been rung, I know You want to feed on Me while I'm still breathing, but I want to Hear from the MALES on this one.....any thoughts Gentlemen?...........KJH

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Sun 03/23/08 07:43 AM
huh Tear him up ladies laugh laugh laugh

MrMxyzptlk's photo
Sun 03/23/08 07:44 AM
Ahh...this'll be greatlaugh
drinker waterdrinker
Happy Easter everyone!!

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Sun 03/23/08 07:45 AM
Tear him up ladies
laugh laugh

smokin

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Sun 03/23/08 07:45 AM

Has it ever occurred to You that many Women seem to be living in Disneyland?....allow Me to clarify,,,while I DUCK....!in Their world, everything seems to be pretty, pink, primping,powder, perfume & panties...( 99.999 % of Men are anything but THAT, continuing ) They want Their ideal mate to be faithful, courteous, kind & obediant...( before They've even MET US, there's a good one ) and They want independance,yet demand at least some chivalry ( open Your own door Sister...)It would seem We have a conflict of interest here, headed to a strong disagreement ).......Please Ladies, I know the dinner bell has just been rung, I know You want to feed on Me while I'm still breathing, but I want to Hear from the MALES on this one.....any thoughts Gentlemen?...........KJH


I think that may be one of the single greatest, most all-encompassing, blanket statements I've ever seen.

Totally inaccurate, in my experience, but a hell of an effort.

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Sun 03/23/08 07:45 AM
laugh laugh laugh laugh



drinker MrMdrinker


Happy Easter!

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Sun 03/23/08 07:45 AM
Edited by Jill298 on Sun 03/23/08 07:46 AM
laugh laugh laugh that's the funniest and most ignorant statement I've heard in awhilelaugh damn us women lol wanting someone with manners... we're all biatcheslaugh

MrMxyzptlk's photo
Sun 03/23/08 07:46 AM
:tongue: I'm moving to Disneyland...happy

shoesmonkey's photo
Sun 03/23/08 07:46 AM
what do you want us to be? You don't want us to be needy. You want us to smell and look pretty just for you. You want us to make you feel like a man. Answer us!

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Sun 03/23/08 07:46 AM
I just returned from DL. That explains all the new condo's there?laugh

smokin

yellowrose10's photo
Sun 03/23/08 07:47 AM

laugh laugh laugh that's the funniest and most ignorant statement I've heard in awhilelaugh damn us women lol wanting someone with manners... we're all biatcheslaugh


drinker drinker

I just wonder where he is meeting these girls and why the he!! I'm not in Disney land

I love the it's a small world ride and majic mountain

Jill298's photo
Sun 03/23/08 07:49 AM
you want us to look pretty, smell good, sweet enough to meet your mother and rock your world in bed (but not to soon or we're slutty) stroke your ego, and open our own damn doors. Before you even meet uslaugh laugh

MrMxyzptlk's photo
Sun 03/23/08 07:49 AM
...keep running into Goofy!laugh

bobdesigns4262's photo
Sun 03/23/08 07:50 AM
better to go to a thrill park and ride the BIG rides

shoesmonkey's photo
Sun 03/23/08 07:50 AM
I'm going to Disney Land to powder my perfectly pink nose. Get out of my way buster!laugh laugh laugh laugh

s1owhand's photo
Sun 03/23/08 07:53 AM
DUCK LOWER!

yellowrose10's photo
Sun 03/23/08 07:54 AM

Has it ever occurred to You that many Women seem to be living in Disneyland?....allow Me to clarify,,,while I DUCK....!in Their world, everything seems to be pretty, pink, primping,powder, perfume & panties...( 99.999 % of Men are anything but THAT, continuing ) They want Their ideal mate to be faithful, courteous, kind & obediant...( before They've even MET US, there's a good one ) and They want independance,yet demand at least some chivalry ( open Your own door Sister...)It would seem We have a conflict of interest here, headed to a strong disagreement ).......Please Ladies, I know the dinner bell has just been rung, I know You want to feed on Me while I'm still breathing, but I want to Hear from the MALES on this one.....any thoughts Gentlemen?...........KJH


I am VERY capable of opening my own doors AND doors for others. AND I am tom boy as well and pink is NOT my favorite color.

"They want Their ideal mate to be faithful, courteous, kind & obediant"...and those are bad traits to expect in a man????

chivalry to me can just mean manners and respect....something I show others...men AND women

at last BUT certainly not least...the MALES have given us the OK to speak (not that we need it anyway)

bobdesigns4262's photo
Sun 03/23/08 07:55 AM
god only knows, i love the slutty thrill rides

PATSFAN's photo
Sun 03/23/08 07:55 AM
drinker Men & women wonder why they are singledrinker

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Sun 03/23/08 07:56 AM
Advice=DUCK!(glass)DUCK!(plate)DUCK!(steak knife)Duck!(shoe)laugh

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