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i think if you have them numbers on your car u r a red neck
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My favorite:
"If your family tree DOESN'T branch ~ you might be a redneck". |
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if your idea of smoking crack is lighting your farts on fire you might
be a red neck |
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Now, THAT is the best I've heard in a long, long time, Lionsbrew! Hall
of Fame for that one... |
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yeah i saw jeff foxworthy a few times
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u might be a red neck if u get lost on a road trip & don't know watch
way to go in so u flip kid front is left & the back is go right to hell u might be a red neck |
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if you refer to the eigth grade as my senior year you just might be a
red neck |
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if you go to family reunions to pick up chicks you might be............
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If you have a mullet.
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if your home burglar alarm consists of several hounds on the front
porch...ya might be a redneck. if yer house has wheels and the truck on yer front lawn doesn't..you just might be a redneck |
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if you mowe your lawn and find a car you might be a .........
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I had that happen. I rented a nice older home and the yard was really over grown. I mowed the yard and found a chevette without wheels sitting on the ground(not on blocks). But then again I am a red necked country man(no longer a boy LOL). |
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If your mamma says come look at this thing before I flush it. You might
be a red neck |
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Thanks, to all of you, wow!! I needed that!!
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u might b a red neck if u feed ur dog steak and ur kids hot dogs
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Oh and by the way honeyrobber,Heather,lionsbrew,Kat,and the rest Bravo!!
Bravo!! I'm still laughing..The one where you said that happen to me just got me and then the post you put Heather sent me on to the floor..lol..luv you all!! |
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you said i'd be a red neck if my house had wheels and my truck didn't
well hah, my truck does have wheels on it. three of em anyways |
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If you get married for the third time and still have the same
mother-in-law you might be a redneck. |
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if nothin ever happens till after it's "fixin to"....
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you might be a redneck if you think that labor day is the one day of the
year you have to work. |
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