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Why don't rednecks celibrate the 4th of july. Because it's independance
day so they think they have to move out of their parents house. |
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If your wife has ever said, Come move this transmission so I can take a
bath!! You might be a.... |
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you're definitely a red neck if you can relate to any of these jokes
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hey enough of the redneck chitter chatter k. geeze!
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you are definately a red neck, if you let your 14 year old daughter come
to the table, smoking in front of her kids. |
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red neck girl, just relax and go with the flow. there is not a group we
don't pick on at some point in time. LMAO |
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You might be a red neck if: Your favorite T-shirt is offensive in
thirteen states. You might be a red neck if: Your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years. You might be a red neck if: You think that potted meat on a saltine is an hors d'ouvre. |
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ya know yer a redneck if yer swimmin' pool is a plastic tarp lining the
box of yer pick up truck. |
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You might be a red neck if: Your primary source of income is the pawn
shop. |
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You might be a red neck if: Your momma has "ammo" on her Christmas list.
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You might be a redneck if you think the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and
Firearms is a dresser full of supplies for the weekend. |
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You might be a red neck if: You've ever used a toilet seat as a picture
frame. Yo mama's so ugly her face is closed on weekends! |
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ooops sorry got a yo mama in there lol
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You might be a redneck if an officer asks you for your drivers license
and you show him your belt buckle |
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There was this young man from west virgini' that was engaged to be
married. One day he came home all smilin' and happy saying,"Pa, Pa, guess what? Muh gurl that I'm gonna marry, she's a virgin.". His dad says, "That's it! The weddin's owf. Yew are not gonna marry that gurl!" "But why not Pa? She's nice and real purty. And she's a virgin." "Son, iff'n she's not good enuff fer her family, she ain't good enuff fer ours." |
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lmao omg that was good
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ty ty ...no applause...just throw 20's LOL
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not sure if anyone said this cause I didnt read them all but
if you get a divorce from your wife only to find out she is still your sister. you might be a redneck |
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EEEEEWWWWWWWW!!!!!!
PMS |
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Lmao...good one Kevin....
Ok, been off work a little bit and I've seen the Springer Show a few too many times...So leme give this a try... |
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