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Topic: Fines
kojack's photo
Thu 01/11/07 10:06 AM
Only calcualte once even if you did it more than once:

Ok go thru this list and add up all your arongdoings and total em
up.Lets see what kind of fines you JSH members will pay

Smoked pot -- $10.50
Did acid -- $5
Snorted cocaine-- $50
Ever had sex at church -- $25
Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you
-- $40
Had sex with someone on JSH -- $25
Had sex for money -- $100
Ever had sex with a Puerto Rican -- $20
Vandalized something -- $20
Had sex on your parents' bed -- $10.50
Beat up someone -- $20
Been jumped -- $10
Crossed dressed -- $10
Given money to stripper -- $25
Been in love with a stripper -- $20.50
Kissed some one who's name you didn't know -- $0.10
Hit on some one of the same sex while at work -- $15
Ever drive drunk -- $20
Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- $50
Used toys while having sex -- $30
Got drunk, passed and don't remember the night before -- $20
Went skinny dipping -- $5
Had sex in a pool -- $20
Kissed someone of the same sex -- $10
Had sex with someone of the same sex -- $20
Cheated on a significant other -- $10
Masturbated -- $10
Cheated on a significant other with their relative or close friend --
$20
Done oral -- $5
Got oral -- $5
Done / got oral in a car while it was moving -- $25
Stole something -- $10
Had sex with someone in jail -- $25
Made a nasty home video -- $15
Had a threesome -- $50
Had sex in the wild -- $20
Been in the same room while someone was having sex -- $25
Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars -- $20
Had sex with someone 10 years older -- $20
Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27 -- $25
Been in love with two people or more at the same time -- $50
Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- $25
Went streaking -- $5
Went streaking in broad daylight -- $15
Been arrested -- $5
Spent time in jail -- $15
Peed in the pool -- $0.50
Played spin the bottle -- $5
Had sex with your best friend -- $20
Had sex with someone you work with at work -- $25
Had anal sex -- $80
Lied to your mate -- $5
Lied to a mate about the sex being good -- $25

TxsGal3333's photo
Thu 01/11/07 10:32 AM
hummmmmmmmmm and were is your total?

Mine was $491.00 opps.

kojack's photo
Thu 01/11/07 10:42 AM
oops 676.50

TxsGal3333's photo
Thu 01/11/07 10:45 AM
Wheeeeeeeeeeewww made me look goooood!!

Ya bad boy!!

ROFLMAO

kojack's photo
Thu 01/11/07 10:49 AM
thank god it was only once, i had a few tripple fines or more

widowerseeking's photo
Thu 01/11/07 10:56 AM
txs, you sound like a bad girl, want to visit. LMAO I don't have my
calcularor handy so am not sure what it would cost me.

sandylou2456's photo
Thu 01/11/07 11:06 AM

Mine was $85

kojack's photo
Thu 01/11/07 11:13 AM
Sandy s a angel compared to us so far

LAMom's photo
Thu 01/11/07 11:14 AM
I'm a $90.00

herewego's photo
Thu 01/11/07 11:35 AM
i was 210

jenn_82's photo
Thu 01/11/07 11:56 AM
mine was 501.10

mackbub's photo
Thu 01/11/07 11:56 AM
HMMMM---$339 here, I agree it is a good thing we only counted for 1 time
cause I could NEVER count how many times I did some of that!! Was doing
good until I got to the drinking section and the sexual stuff--**grin**

no photo
Thu 01/11/07 12:18 PM
mine was 55.00

no photo
Thu 01/11/07 12:36 PM
wow .... 396.00..... whoa .. so much for a good Catholic boy ..lol

devin112's photo
Thu 01/11/07 12:54 PM
i rather not say mines and give you the wrong impression about mee lol

devin112's photo
Thu 01/11/07 12:55 PM
oooo wtf who cares 701.10 now ladies ,this only happen because i was in
the wrong place at the wrong time lol.

sherrie0527's photo
Thu 01/11/07 01:24 PM
686.10...ROTFLMAO

kojack's photo
Thu 01/11/07 01:43 PM
Sherry is naughty

sweetcountrygirl's photo
Thu 01/11/07 02:03 PM
Okay, do I really have to do this...
I only got halfway down the list and I am in way over my head! LOL!!!!!

sweetcountrygirl's photo
Thu 01/11/07 02:04 PM
kojack where did you come up with this...
Too funny!!!
I am still calculating and still in deep debt...LOL!

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